Four Lokos

A Drink made for pussy ass bitches.

I’m going to go pretend like I’m getting drunk off a weak ass drink like Four Lokos.

by Treyverse October 9, 2020

Four Loko

A drink made for pussies. Extremely low alcohol content but will make a basic bitch pretend like it’s getting her drunk.

I’m gonna go get drunk while drinking a four lokos.

by Treyverse October 9, 2020

Four Loko

A 12% alcoholic beverage with caprisun taste that with half a can you already feel your legs numb in a "what the fuck, my legs are there but they dont respond a shit, how im i even capable to walk" sensation

-This Four loko taste good
-you already finished it?
-no, im only half the can
-ok, can you pass me the pencil please, move your ass up from that chair
-ok *stands up* WOOOUUH, I DONT FEEL MY LEGS XD

by guitarboy7 August 4, 2018

Loko Bad

What you look like when you have drank WAY too many four Loko's

When you are completely shitfaced

Wow you look like shit...you look loko bad

by zoe203203 April 5, 2011

national four loko day

May 25th is national four loko day. If you want to party with the demons, crack open a four loko to celebrate the day.

Harold shotguns 10 four lokos every National Four Loko Day.

by bobby tanktop May 25, 2022

Loko bomb

Homie I miss the original 4 loko!! Bro buy a Extra strength 5 hour energy and pour it in the 4 loko now you have the loko bomb. WHOAAAAA THANKS DUDE!

-Nick Vice

Bro dont forget to get the 5hr shot we need it for the loko bomb

by DWABoss June 12, 2023

Loko Thursday

Every Thursday, you need to consume 4 Four Lokos, making your Thursday a little more Loko if you will.

Yo, tryna run Loko Thursday and hit bars after?

by Grizzound November 6, 2023