Burton Joyce

Oral sex, or a blowjob. From the Nottinghamshire village of the same name, whose initials also spell BJ.

Can be used either on its own, or in the form of, "Taking someone to Burton Joyce."

"Mate, did you hear what happened between Trevor and Damaris?"
"Yeah, man, I heard they got to third base!"
"You mean he took her all the way to Burton Joyce? Sick, man!"

by Feige Roman December 10, 2019

Tim Burton

An amazing director, who's made movies like The Nightmare Before Christmas, Frankenweenie, Dark Shadows, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, etc.

Damn, whoever did Johnny Depp's makeup for the Tim Burton adaptation of Dark Shadows made him look hot! The Tim Burton version of Barnabas Collins is serious, funny, and sexy at the same time!

by Vampira Andres August 31, 2021

The Burton Coefficient

The Burton Coefficient is used to calculate the loss of control suffered by an item of compaction equipment whilst driving its steel drum up a wet ramp. It was first calculated by esteemed health and safety logorrhoea Christopher Burton on the 5th February 2020.

It is commonly quoted as 3W(Rainfall) - SD (Slope Ratio) = LC (Loss of Control)
Slippiness

I used the Burton Coefficient to design a new ramp for my lowloader

by ArthurVajazzle February 12, 2020

burton syndrome

when somebody loves the store burlington so much they have a syndrome for it

“let’s go to burlington man”
“Shut the fuck up you have burton syndrome”

by T65T August 27, 2023

burton syndrome

when somebody loves the store burlington so much they have a syndrome for it

“let’s go to burlington man”
“Shut the fuck up you have burton syndrome”

by T65T August 27, 2023

Joyce Burton

The opposite of a Burton Joyce (BJ) - in other words, Cunnilingus.

As with a Burton Joyce, a JB can be used either on its own, or as part of the phrase, "To take someone to meet Joyce Burton."

"So what happened after Trevor took Damaris to Burton Joyce?"
"Well, I heard she took him on a little detour to meet Joyce Burton!"

by Feige Roman December 10, 2019

matthew burton

A person who is an orange upside down spoon

That right there is a Matthew Burton.

by KhoraChrono November 22, 2016