CLUSTER FUCK

A SERIES OF EVENTS THAT EVEN SMOKEY THE BEAR COULD NOT PUT OUT

THE PATIENT CREATED A CLUSTER FUCK FOR THEIR FUTURE APPOINTMENTS.

by MASSIVEHEADACHE June 24, 2025

Cluster Fuck

When anything that can go wrong goes wrong. Imagine a tornado hits a sewage plant then travels and smacks the shit out of a fan emporium.

Holy shit! Getting from downtown was a total cluster fuck, there was sooo much traffic then a car flipped over, just to make matters worst two dudes started fighting in the middle of the street which soon turned to a mosh pit. Then some asshole ran into me and drug his car down the side of mine.

by The Keeper of Knowlegde June 5, 2014

cluster fuck

a job or situation where nothing seems to be finished and/or complete or Repaired. 2a gathering of situations or episodes in a short time all failing.

This entire job has been a total cluster fuck. Nothing's gone right!

by Cowboy W. Educated June 24, 2021

Cluster fuck

a very catastrophic and uncontrollable situation or event.

"every year in late November, we have this cluster fuck of a holiday called Black Friday."

by Suburbanz71 August 20, 2018

cluster fuck

South sudan

South Sudan is cluster fucked

by YouLostYourTree December 2, 2020

Cluster-Fuck(s)

A word used in a stressful situation;
An insult implying that one person or a group of people are messy, idiotic, and overall just a waste of human resources.

Person One:"This Mid-Term has me so stressed. It's going to leave me looking like a Cluster-Fuck!"

Person Two:"God.. Those girls are all just a bundle of Cluster-Fuck(s)!"

Person Three: -Traffic, Late for important meeting- "CLUSTER-FUCKS!"

by HeyyyItsATaco February 26, 2017