Shower rants happen when your in the shower snap chatting, ranting about shit that your pissed about at that moment.
Did you hear that bitch, she took off on Jenelle last night during her shower rants.
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Pronounced "end rant." Reminiscent of various programming-esque chat-specific commands. Used when you've written a long rant and need some mental closure to assure yourself that you have indeed finished your rant, so that you can move on. Also serves as a signal to the reader that 1) the above text was in fact a rant and, therefore, has an underlying message that should be divorced from the passion and emotion that inevitably gave said text a mildly offensive or belligerent tinge; and 2) (especially during a lengthy back-and-forth) you do not intend to respond to any additional replies with a similarly equally long rant, because you've said your piece.

Less emotional versions could include "/end" or "/fin," especially for serving purpose 2).

The spelling "\rant" is erroneous.
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hm...I thought that was all I had to say but here's one last ranting thought

/rant
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Lip syncing words to make you feel like you’re talking to someone about a heated subject or opinion. You visualize that you’re talking to someone, when really you’re sitting alone.
I went on a ghost rant about the education system and how flawed it is.

Dustin was ghost ranting downstairs, he thought he was by himself
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Lip syncing words to make you feel like you’re talking to someone about a heated subject or opinion. You visualize that you’re talking to someone, when really you’re sitting alone.
I went on a ghost rant about the education system and how flawed it is.
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Ranting? Okay...
Why the heck is the word short longer then the word long?
Why are pineapples called pineapples?! I don’t see a pine and it doesn’t look like an apple!
Why do spiders exist?! Can they please exist somewhere else?!
Why is quick attack so strong in the Pokémon anime?!
Why do people argue in group projects so much?!
Why do some Pokémon take baby steps and some chase you at the SPEED OF SOUND
When are you gonna use 90% of geometry they teach in school in real life if your not a builder?!

Why does too much mint taste spicy?!
Why do people say where in among us more then I do irl?!
Why am I here?!
Person 1: Are you okay?
Me: I’m sorry, I argue and rant too much. I have a ranting issue.
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ranting is letting your feelings escape you instead of bottling up.
you can rant by telling others, writing it out, screaming it to yourself, speaking to a therapist and many more options.
when you rant you realise that you feel better even though all those things may still be there you feel like you’ve overcome a step and moved on to the next.

It’s like an obstacle course where you have to get through one challenge to get to the next.

you will get through this no matter what.

you deserved better y/n

you have so much potential in life please do not give up

I love you. you belong here idc if someone thinks you shouldn’t be here their opinion doesn’t matter

love yourself darling you will get through this I promise. <3
jasmine: hey i feel like ranting is the best option for me right now do you mind if I do?
holly: yes sure darling go ahead I’m listening
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To excitedly talk about a book for a long period of time with many giggles and happy shivers.
Lani went on a lani rant about another murder mystery
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