A purposal is a proposal for a project or to a person that serves a purpose of getting credit or favor for something you have already done.
Example 1:
“Hey Josh, it looks like updating the knowledge base is on our yearly goals.”
“We got that done 2 months ago.”
“Yep. We should do a purposal for it and send a screen cap each week of our progress.”
Example 2:
“Aunt Audrey said she’ll add me to her Will only if I am married.”
“Well, consider this a purposal. Let’s go to the courthouse and get a piece of paper.”
“Hey Josh, it looks like updating the knowledge base is on our yearly goals.”
“We got that done 2 months ago.”
“Yep. We should do a purposal for it and send a screen cap each week of our progress.”
Example 2:
“Aunt Audrey said she’ll add me to her Will only if I am married.”
“Well, consider this a purposal. Let’s go to the courthouse and get a piece of paper.”
by saskers February 28, 2020
Katherine: Hello, 911 I was in a Car Purpose
911 Operater: Ma'am what's a Car Purpose, do you mean a CAR ACCIDENT?
Katherine: No I hit that bitch's car on purpose
911 operate: How's car? How did you hit?
Katherine: My boss Dave that s.o.b didn't give me a raise or a promotion. I deserved a raise dammit and a motherfuckin'
promotion. But do you who didn't think so?
911 operator: Dave?
Katherine: That's right DAVE!
911 Operater: Ma'am what's a Car Purpose, do you mean a CAR ACCIDENT?
Katherine: No I hit that bitch's car on purpose
911 operate: How's car? How did you hit?
Katherine: My boss Dave that s.o.b didn't give me a raise or a promotion. I deserved a raise dammit and a motherfuckin'
promotion. But do you who didn't think so?
911 operator: Dave?
Katherine: That's right DAVE!
by ZJay412 November 5, 2020
by tanners bleach bottle;) December 16, 2016
by Ezra Adriaan March 25, 2022
I was feeling so much purpose envy when I found out my new neighbor is committed to solving world hunger & I am committed to watch EVERYTHING on Netflix!!!
by @BigMac August 18, 2023
by Youcantusethisusernow1 May 26, 2023
Aw, but muffin... I mean... You said that was GOD a second ago. You said it was God... AND NOW, you're saying that it's kids? What happened to 'happiness?' You were mocking people for not being happy in a place where your great gram-gram got turned into chicken pot pie...
Hym "Ha! Sounds like a projection to me! Children make life more meaningful and purposeful... TO YOU! It sounds like other people's life's are less meaningful or purposeful to you. Sounds you think your life is more important than everybody else because your slut wife dumped out a couple of trophies for you.... But you're not. And neither are your kids. Your value is 1 and, in time, it will revert back to 0. The value of you children's life is 1. It will also revert to 0."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023