by smiley-D-man February 14, 2010
While your partner is eating your asshole, proceed to plug their nose and release flatulence, resulting in the popping of their ears. It's a real mind blowing experience.
Dude, I got my girlfriend to toss my salad and decided it was time to give her a dutch crock-pot. It totally blew her mind.
by LoganhJaredm September 21, 2010
When you shit in a chick's pussy and sew it up overnight. The next day, you open it up and fuck it with pleasure.
Steve: Hey douchebag, i gave my chick a croatian crock pot last night.
Rick: Ahh shit man, i'm so jealous.
Steve: Yeah, it was delightful
Rick: Ahh shit man, i'm so jealous.
Steve: Yeah, it was delightful
by Hubbapalooza April 22, 2010
When you are having aggressive sex with a girl, and smoking a cigarette at the same time. Right as the male is about to ejaculate, he puts the ciggerette out on her clitoris, then proceeds to cum on the burn.
I just bought a pack of Paul malls to use for a Dusty Crock pot on my girlfriend tonight.
I think menthol cigarettes feel better during a Dusty Crock Pot.
I think menthol cigarettes feel better during a Dusty Crock Pot.
by Crimsontears7357 June 10, 2015
A sex move when where you heat up your dick then stick sand on it then you Fuck your partner for hours
by Hardcore Peanut November 21, 2017
by Lesbionic January 10, 2008
When you shove as many ice cubes as you can into your partners asshole, then you let the ice simmer for 30 minutes
by Crazymatman April 17, 2016