Choad

small fat stumpy penis.

Blake campbell has got a choad

by davep06 January 22, 2006

Choade

Any man who does what is cool to score with women. A male who does not stay true to himself or his style. A puke enducing sell-out

Last year Mr. Brown had that kick ass long hair, but turned choade and shaved it off because a girl told him he would look better.

by Jason Frenczak June 27, 2003

Choad

A person for whom no visual confimration is necessary to prove that their penis is, in fact, wider than it is long.

Colin and Sandy 'the pear shaped man'

by Kenyon February 8, 2003

Choad

Noun; A phallus, or penis. Also known as the Chinese Choad.

"You can suck my choad."

by Spyder Edwards December 3, 2004

Choad

A small/fat publess penis

Will:Look George is peeing in the corner again

Jamie:Thats because he doesnt want us to see his fat choad

by William Middleton April 30, 2005

Choad

A word used to describe a short fat penis. The penis in question is wider than it is long.

Ian struggled to suck Keiran's choad.

by Ewany May 23, 2008

Choad

1. Abnormally small and limp male genetelia.

2. Person who is small and insignificant and generally annoying.

1. "Rich get off me with that choad," shreaked Yolanda.

2. Rich, stop being such a choad.

by seedyburner July 18, 2005