do some charity work

To shag an ugly, fat, twat of a lass coz your mate fancies her fit friend.

Mark: "Where are you going Dave?"
Dave: "See that ugly cunt over the way?"
Mark: "Yeah???"
Dave: "Well, Steve fancies her mate so I'm going to do a spot of charity work!"

by danarky June 6, 2003

tax deductible charity organizations

the most stupid fucking thing that pisses the fuck out of me

i hate tax deductible charity organizations

by frsky May 30, 2008

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

by Getting tacos with tyler April 10, 2021

charity bucket

someone with loosely scattered lips. basically a whore.

its like the charity bucket when it comes by, you feel guilty not to put something in it.

by angry moth April 13, 2009

blind charity

Giving money to people you don't know, for a cause that probably doesn't exist.

I.e. "Help me save my dog," "I need money for gas," "My child is in the hospital"

Random Stranger: "My child is in the hospital, please help me raise money for him/her"
Me: "Have any pictures of this child?"
Stranger: "Not on me"
Me: "Right... I'm not one for blind charity"

by johnydelux1 April 2, 2018

British Charity

'British Charity' - Something that is unsolicited and claimed to be done charitably for the benefit of someone else, but is actually done forcefully with a self-serving motive for one's own good. A sham born out of a need to feel self-righteous to ease one's conscience even while performing an act of pure greed and self-interest at the cost of another. And an act that causes one to feel smug and proud for paying a penny in the process of stealing a pound from another person.

George: Did Britain truly make India free because its leaders went through an inner spiritual awakenning that colonialism was unrighteous?

Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!

by DharmaKarma April 5, 2016

Charity Round

A term used to define throwing a round in Call of Duty Search and Destroy to emphasize that the player(s) lost the round on purpose to make the opponents feel better or disregard their lack of skill.

Them (1-5): “Y’all fucking suck how did you lose that?”

You (5-1): “Charity round!”

by mark0rnaah August 14, 2023