When an ugly guy bangs a hot girl, nuts on her eyes, proceeds to poke them, and then chants “You’re not real! You’re not real!”
by MikeWaz0wski January 31, 2022
by irish flasbang January 10, 2021
When you cum in a girl's eyes and face and smack her ears simultaneous, similar to a Russian Flashbang, then just run away (assumingly to play football)
Dude 1: She wanted me to stay, but I gave her a Portuguese Flashbang because I had a match with the boys!
Dude 2: True bro right here!
Dude 2: True bro right here!
by averageportuguesedude October 26, 2022
by Funny goober April 25, 2022
You take diarrhea and the materials for a pipe bomb and make 2 cylinders and fill one up with diarrhea and one with gunpowder.
Its used in the same way as a normal flashbang but a big mess is added and it can blind the enemies with shit
Its used in the same way as a normal flashbang but a big mess is added and it can blind the enemies with shit
by Funny goober April 25, 2022
A Self-Inflicted Flashbang is when a male is masturbating and he claps his own ears as hard as possible. The stream of seminal fluid is directed at his eyes.
by The Last Peacelord January 24, 2021
by Joey kontenrimmer May 14, 2022