Conan the Barbarian

A barbarian that took one too many steroids, and goes around the world taking people's skins for his personal stash toe ones.

Barbarian woMAN: Would you have sex with me Conan?

Conan: Only under one condition.

Barbarian woMAN: What would that be?

Conan: We would first have to create a baby and use his/her skins for my top hat or shoes. Then I would have to skin you for my coat.

Akiro: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...........That way.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba August 19, 2005

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Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien is the name of the man found in a golden box in 1690 under the rule of King Esophies.

Unlike contemporary funny man Conan O'Brien, this Conan from 1690 filled mining tunnels with cloaks and apple peals for the rats.

see Goldwasser.

Conan O'Brien left his golden box, and outside the box, some Goldwassers.

"Mother, may Conan join us for dinner the Tuesday after next?"

by Dr Quentin Q. Quinn August 7, 2005

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conan gray

the most precious, talented, and ironic human to ever set foot on this earth.

GO LISTEN TO TELEPATH BY CONAN GRAY!!

Conan Gray is the hottest man.

by averybassline November 24, 2021

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Conan Gray

The most stupid person who doesn’t give a fuck about ppl, but loves his fans family and friends. He has a wife Ashley he loves to cook with her. He loves his noodle dance.

Person a: who is the person dancing like a noodle?
Person b: it’s CONAN GRAY and this is his professional performance of noodle dance he is expert.

by November 10, 2020

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