Pilgrim Squatting

Using the bathroom in an old fashioned manner, specifically without a cellphone, tablet, or other electronic device as a means of entertainment.

"My phone and tablet are both out of batteries, and my gameboy is out of batteries. Time to do some pilgrim squatting."

by I Disch Splitfire March 14, 2016

Pilgrim

The smearing of shit

I took a shit and Spread It down the wall so I am a pilgrim

by Shit Smears August 22, 2019

Pilgrim

Asher.

Asher is a pilgrim

by Bob's burger November 18, 2020

Pilgrims

A scrape who scrapes in with his but chin clearing his way with his T. rex shaped hunchback

Guy” did u catch the game yesterday “
Gus “ oh yea it was good”

Guy 2 “ did they teach you how to scrape in at pilgrims

by The Hunchback of Notre Pilgrim October 15, 2020

Pilgrims

A scrape who enters conversations but chin first and clearing their way with their hunchback

Guy 1 “ did u catch the football game last night”
Gus “ oh yea it was pretty good”

Guy “ did they scrape in at pilgrims too?”

by The Hunchback of Notre Pilgrim October 15, 2020

Pilgrim

Someone visiting there in-laws for the first time bringing disease.

Melissa brought her "Pilgrim" of a boyfriend over for the holidays getting everyone sick.

by DELCASPERADOS December 26, 2017

Pilgrim

Showing up to a retreat of beautiful white privileged women with your clothes not fitting right, having not showered that morning, some fresh visible acne, carrying a bunch of equipment because you traded the be there and you're still trying to appear cool.

"I walked into that room, full of beautiful women, wearing no make-up feeling like some fucking pilgrim"

by thefirstpilgrim March 5, 2020