Britain

To every ignorant citizen of the US, here you go. Britain is not a country. Neither does it have it's own flag. It is a region consisting of three nations named England, Wales, and Scotland. Now the UK. The full name is The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Northern Irelanders are NOT British they are Irish. The capital of the UK is London, which is also the capital of England. Really no one from England has a "posh" accent. There are many English speaking dialects from every continent in the world. British-English is not a dialect. In the UK, there is English, Welsh-English, Scottish-English, and Hiberno-English (Irish dialect). I'm in a rush so I May have not covered everything. But it suprises me that people living in the US don't even know about their own country. (I was born in USA and never visited another country so I decided to study them. I am also a youth.)

Great Britain does not have a flag.

by Lord Chelmsford April 19, 2023

Britain

My country, usually seen as very middle class and fancy, though it's the exact opposite.

The schools are hell, the buses are run down as all fuck, there are sketchy alley ways all over the country, commonly in cities. In every school there is either a market for drugs or for sweets, usually gum. Most people barely survive the public schools unless they are a Roadman or a Chav. Also to you american's and other, your stereotype is a Tory.

Oh yeah the weather sucks aswell.

Naive American: Britain is so fancy isn't it! I dream to live in London
Brit: Honey, you really don't want to...
Naive American: You sure...?
Brit: Very.

by DumbassFromBritain March 11, 2022

Britain

Euro scum that got clapped by a bunch of farmers

The USA clapped Britain in the revolutionary war.

by Murica October 10, 2020

Britain

Britain is the type of person who is depressed and ugly they don’t love themselves and no one loves them.

No one:

Britain: I hate myself

by Maddison🥰💙 April 9, 2019

Britain’s Mom

A milf who is seriously packing some jugs and has a tight ass, yet is very psycho.

I tried to get with that old lady down the block but she is just too much of a Britain’s mom.

by Big boy buckeroos May 25, 2019

Sacred Child of Britain

The Sacred child of Britain is a girl called Martha, and she is sacred.

I wish I was like the Sacred Child of Britain!

by Neon Fox March 28, 2021

Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

thats me, okay, im probably the first person to go over the limit

candice: hey, you heard of Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ?

you: yep, he bypassed the username

by Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland April 30, 2023