A bunch of kiwi haters who think they're superior. Generally speak with a blocked nose and are shit at rugby. Violently swear and are obsessed with stealing the pavlova.
Kiwi- Cheers, mate. Any idea where in Australia I should visit?
Aussie- Mothereffing Kiwis, don't touch our mothereffing land.
by blasphemy2000 March 20, 2016
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The place where everybody's bloody proud and patriotic.

Especially those who live out in the sticks.

"WE LOVE AUSTRALIA! PROUD TO BE AUSSIE!!"

Sigh.

If you go, go to the cities. Adelaide is good. Good traffic, not too busy or crowded, good shopping, generally people are nice. In my opinion.

I apologise on behalf of all the Australian definitions made by Aussies, as they are all proud and think Australia's superior.
"Australian, born and bred! Fuck the rest."
"Racist dick, shut your mouth."
by Ostrayleah June 8, 2012
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officially the greatest country in the world, and yes we can wear that title because we`re all the way down here so what the hell are you gonna do about it!?
yep australia is godzone
by returnfrom86 August 9, 2005
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one of the best country's on earth
* a country that has the highest standards of living
* stable and growing economy
* smart educated people
* nice land, especially the beachs here
* not a power ego war starting country
by Dert August 20, 2005
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Australia. A place I love and adore. And miss a great deal after having been away from my great country for almost 3 years. I live in Seattle, USA, and can see the contrast between this country and my own: Australians are the most relaxed, laid back people in the world. Nothing phases an Australian and there are times I wish Americans would take a deep breath and relax, and perhaps realize being friendly will get you so much more in life than being selfish. Granted, Johnnie Howard seems to play the game of "Bush Says" a little too often, but there's not the sense of paranoia that exists here. Having grown up in Australia too, I live for the beach and summer. Give me 40C days, I'm in heaven. And of course... Vegemite toast, my favourite food.
by MovingOn November 21, 2005
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australia is a great country with a diverse culture. good friendly people, good at almost every sport and one of the highest standards of living. nothing like america where they dont even have a proper health system.
australia spends thier money on important things like; education, health and employment where as america spends most of thier money on the military.

america is not such a great counrty.
by Weepin August 19, 2005
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