Jason

A really clumsy but nice friend, who never sleeps. Also known as ice bear. Gets fired from jobs for drinking. Often kinda violent (couldn't hurt a fly but likes to yell). "He's 6ft", oooook jason sure.

"yoooooo that's what I'm sayinnn" -Jason

by September 26, 2021

Jason

Badass conference speaker and all round cool guy

Pulling a jason

by Ed Sully December 3, 2022

Jason

Jason can pull any bitches and got no airbag in his car

This dude is a whole Jason

by Brehmonke August 2, 2022

Jason

The smallest and most minute being in the universe.

Wow i cant believe jason has grown so tall hes almost 3cm.

by 87cydhyr May 29, 2022

jason

the textbook definition of slow

“hey did you here about jason?”

“oh yeah, the slow kid right”

by lmfaoao September 19, 2021

Jason

Furry Fucker

Whoah, he fucked a furry? Is his name Jason?

by JasonFucksFurrys October 4, 2022

Jason

i love him so much :(

even tho he be mean
hes very pretty

jason so cute
aaaaaaaaaaa

by tits4dayz October 6, 2021