beaver reliever

A toy that someone brings to work to relieve stress... But once friends at work see it start to make very funny jokes at her and her beaver reliever expense.

"Emily what are you doing over there squeezing your beaver reliever? "
"Emily we are at work stop playing with your beaver reliever"

by Beaver reliever May 07, 2017

Beaver

The best animal to ever exist in the world.

ME: The Beaver is the best animal to ever exist
Some random dude at Walmart: OK

by Spencer The Beaver God July 30, 2020

Bitchy Beaver

A girl (usually in school) who has her front teeth sticking out. Most Bitchy Beavers are pick-me 's and think they're hot stuff (they really aren't)

Normal Girl: Omg! I'm nervous to see my grades!
BB: Ermmm my grades are SO good like, I literally have like, all A+'s and I'm SMART AS HELL.
Normal girl: uhh okay?

*They check their grades*
Beaver's grades:
D
C
D
C
and on and on lmao
Normal Girl's grades:
*average*

~~~~~~~~Example 2~~~~~~~
BB: umm are you joining the insert school sport for girls team?
Normal Girl: Yeah why?
BB: *GASPS DRAMATICALLY AND SAYS SOMETHING IN THE LINES OF "UMM BECAUSE IM JOINING AND IM SO FRICKING FABULOUS"*
Normal Girl: ...

*During a game*
BB: *is the worst player in the friking team* Umm sorry, that was like so accidental
The rest of the team:....
BB: *has to sit out due to foul/swapping people*
BB: *YELLS COME ON GUYS IN THE "IM THE FRIKIN BEST EVER SO YOU PEASENTS MAY SCAR AWAY* TONE*
The rest of the team: *in mind* ugh so annoying you're not even the best

IF YOU'RE A BITCHY BEAVER, PLEASE STOP! You're not cool at all, even if you think you are.

by Shaomiaome October 19, 2024

Pillow Beaver

A Pillow Beaver not to be confused with Pillow Biter, is typically a mammal of the human variety. He/She will gather all of the pillows to their side of a sleeping area creating a dam like effect. This Dam prohibits the calm waters of natural sleep to wash over any other mammals in said sleeping area. They do this unintentionally for it is intrinsic in their nature, thus a Pillow Beaver.

Adam: Dude I'm spent I crashed over at Cougar Dana's last night. I woke up at like 4am my neck was killing me, I look over and she has like nine pillows on her side of the bed. I slept like dagg' shit.

Lee: Dude what a freakin' Pillow Beaver.

Adam: I know right.

by Wellhung2178 January 22, 2014

Justin Beaver

Justin Bieber just got a new pet and he loves his little guy to death ! It turns out it’s an elderly beaver! Justin stopped at buccees on a road trip to buy some Canadian bacon pizza then he saw the most special thing a stuffed toy beaver ! Justin was lonely and wanted a pet but he didn’t want to pay for something expensive instead he paid for a cheap stuffed beaver! Justin fell in love and named the toy Justin beaver !

Oh my word it’s Justin Bieber !!!!! It’s always been my dream to meet you Justin !! What’s that toy in your hand ?? He’s my best friend ! His name is Justin beaver! He’s my replacement for Selena

by Cupcake 711 March 17, 2021

beaver pleaser

A beaver pleaser describes someone who gets pleasure from stimulating their partner's clitoris. Often, this term describes someone for whom eating pussy is the best kind of sex.

Me: Omg she's so hot. I can't wait till she puts that pussy on me.

Friend: You beaver pleaser!
Me: *snorts*

by Sage48568865333 August 08, 2024

Freed the beaver.

Shaving the p...

Things were out of control down there so I freed the beaver.

by Babers 1009 January 23, 2021