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Bitchy Beaver 

A girl (usually in school) who has her front teeth sticking out. Most Bitchy Beavers are pick-me 's and think they're hot stuff (they really aren't)
Normal Girl: Omg! I'm nervous to see my grades!
BB: Ermmm my grades are SO good like, I literally have like, all A+'s and I'm SMART AS HELL.
Normal girl: uhh okay?

*They check their grades*
Beaver's grades:
D
C
D
C
and on and on lmao
Normal Girl's grades:
*average*

~~~~~~~~Example 2~~~~~~~
BB: umm are you joining the insert school sport for girls team?
Normal Girl: Yeah why?
BB: *GASPS DRAMATICALLY AND SAYS SOMETHING IN THE LINES OF "UMM BECAUSE IM JOINING AND IM SO FRICKING FABULOUS"*
Normal Girl: ...

*During a game*
BB: *is the worst player in the friking team* Umm sorry, that was like so accidental
The rest of the team:....
BB: *has to sit out due to foul/swapping people*
BB: *YELLS COME ON GUYS IN THE "IM THE FRIKIN BEST EVER SO YOU PEASENTS MAY SCAR AWAY* TONE*
The rest of the team: *in mind* ugh so annoying you're not even the best

IF YOU'RE A BITCHY BEAVER, PLEASE STOP! You're not cool at all, even if you think you are.
Bitchy Beaver by Shaomiaome October 19, 2024

Hangry Beaver 

What you call your hairy vagina when you haven’t had intercourse in a while.
F*ck me, I hope you don’t mind my hangry beaver.

Uranium Beaver 

GAWD DAYUM have you smelt that thang ? that girl as a URANIUM BEAVER
Uranium Beaver by Lar1c August 17, 2024

Mama Beaver 

Mama Beaver is a form of lifestyle. Mama beaver is getting black out drunk in Barcelona with hot Spanish men cavorting on you while ur so thin because of all the ozempic you're on. Mama Beaver most often goes hand in hand with Brat Summer, however they are inherently different.
OMG! You got so drunk last night u started scissoring the DJ in his booth while getting backshots from a drag queen who was on MDMA. MAMA BEAVER!!!
Mama Beaver by Gagamortis August 22, 2024

Potter beaver 

A woman’s pubic hair, styled in the shape of a lightning bolt in tribute to Harry Potter’s scar.
You can tell she’s a millennial because she has a Potter beaver.
Potter beaver by Jenbaugh May 24, 2024