Someone who seems to never show up on Facebook comment feeds until just after you comment. Usually a woman posting on an attractive man's post. It almost seems to be like she waits for your comments just to try to make sure she posts enough to keep the guy's attention. In large crowds, she tends to try to act like she runs the show, yet nobody really pays her any attention. She's annoying. She wants to be the thunder. She will never be the thunder. But in her mind she is the thunder.
That wannabe thunder chick is at it again. I can't say anything on his posts without her following up with something.
by shebang bang May 6, 2015
This move is like crop dusting someone, but instead of giving a small fart you drop a massive fart bomb that is really loud and smells really bad.
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by Boopis the third January 21, 2021
To make love to someone. Derived from the similarities between the geode-like rock called a "Thunder Egg" and male testicles.
Braniel decided that after a long third date of watching the extended cuts of the Fast and Furious franchise (as well as Hobbs and Shaw), he would ask to take Delilah back to his apartment and give her his thunder egg. It was a good night to Give someone your thunder egg.
by Lord Scottish April 16, 2021
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