The likelihood of achieving double-dippage is inversely and exponentially proportional to the effort one puts into achieving it.
"I just got busted trying to file Unemployment while I was working freelance. Foiled by The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage!"
by ShempHoward2020 March 9, 2021
When you pick up something interesting on the ground and you hold it for less than 5 seconds, it is ok to put it back on the ground.
jim: dude didn't you pick that off the ground?
tom: ya.
jim: then why are you putting it back on the ground? you should just put it in the trash.
tom: nah dude. inverse 5-second rule.
tom: ya.
jim: then why are you putting it back on the ground? you should just put it in the trash.
tom: nah dude. inverse 5-second rule.
by dtix July 29, 2010
while getting a blow job,,, you punch the girl in the face,,, then blow your load in her face,,, and say bet you didnt see that cumin did ya.
yeah my girlfriend pissed me off last weekend so i gave her the inverse donkey punch now she has a black eye and a sore throat. That will teach her to be a fucking slut.
by the progenitor June 7, 2010
Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.
by osamabinvender March 19, 2004
"Did you find a job, your lost dog, or a place to live yet?" "No, but I did get 50 Shades of Grey from the library, so the Law of Inverses in Fiction works."
by Bookwords June 12, 2013
by rochallor February 5, 2009
States that the confidence in one’s Penis size relative to its physical size is inversely proportional to “big dick energy” levels
“Yeah his dick was on the smaller side but that didn’t stop him from rocking my world, it amazing how confident he was in himself.
Yeah that’s that “Richards Inverse Equation”
Richard’s Inverse Equation
Yeah that’s that “Richards Inverse Equation”
Richard’s Inverse Equation
by Longdogger88 January 12, 2023