Inverse Intoxication Principle

The principle stating that people who say that they are "soo drunk right not" are usually fairly sober, while people who say they are "not that drunk" are usually highly intoxicated.

Max: Dude, I swear I'm not that drunk.

Sam: You just pissed in our trashcan asshole. I think you're pretty fucked up right now.

Kyle: Yeah he's gone. Perfect example of the Inverse Intoxication Principle.

Inverse Intoxication Principle by JC Swaggg November 25, 2012

The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength 

When confronted by ninja(s), the individual ninja will be far more powerful than a group of ninjas. To see the effectiveness of a group of ninjas simply use the equation power= 1/n, where n is the number of ninjas

Don't worry about the group of 1,000 ninjas, worry about the single guy, according to The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength

The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength by jamundertoast December 17, 2010

Negative Reality Inversion 

A Negative Reality Inversion (NRI) a term originating from the series "The Young Ones" and is actually technobabble.

A Reality Inversion would be the symmetrical inversion of reality. Making it negative would actually cancel it out, leaving you with reality.

NEIL: Anybody watching that must've thought it was a negative reality inversion.

*A man and woman are making out in the shadows
WOMAN: Cor, that looked just like a negative reality inversion, didn't it?
MAN: Yes, it did, a bit.

*They turn their attention back to each other

Negative Reality Inversion by DecoyDucky May 4, 2010

Interstellar 

Is cryptocurrency slang and means that something is not just "mooning" but going up even more. Interstellar is an intensified form of moon.

Bitcoin price is heading to the moon but Magic Meme Money is going interstellar.

Interstellar by Magic Meme Money December 8, 2022

Interstella 5555 

Greatest movie ever made, featuring the music of Daft Punk

Did you see Interstella 5555? I creamed myself like five times watching that.

Interstella 5555 by Teven Styler April 15, 2005

ANAL-CRANIAL INVERSION SYNDROME  

A chronic condition by which the physical connections between the buttocks and head are reversed, causing fecal material to spew from the mouth. Conventional treatments include wiring the jaws shut or the prompt use of a gag ball.

ACIS is more harmful to those coming in contact with the ACIS person than the ACIS person him/herself. Even casual contact results in looks of disbelief, screaming and the uncontrolable urge to place one's hands over one's ears and yell "Make it stop". Family and friends living with an ACIS patient are advised to wear ear plugs, or in more extreme cases, to drive shiskabob spears through their ears.

Not to be confused with having Head-Up-Assitisis or Asshatoses.

President Bush displayed symptoms of Anal-Cranial Inversion Syndrome at his last interview when he spoke about his legacy.

ANAL-CRANIAL INVERSION SYNDROME by radfringe December 20, 2008

intersection music 

when you're in a sick car, coming up to an intersection, you're praying for a red light so that when you stop everybody is looking at you in your car, then it's your time to play the hottest song: intersection music.

getting all the attention you want at the intersection w/ a hot song

"this song by Young Jeezy is definitely intersection music"

intersection music by kdj4891 September 22, 2011