a self-inflicted cumshot is where a male either deliberately or unintentionally ejaculates into his own face.
1.) troy was masturbating at his computer when all of the sudden he received a self-inflicted cumshot when he nut in his eye.
2.) tucker was fucking a chick doggie style when his dick slipped out and ended up nestled between her ass cheeks right before climax; when he looked down, he nut right in his own eye.
2.) tucker was fucking a chick doggie style when his dick slipped out and ended up nestled between her ass cheeks right before climax; when he looked down, he nut right in his own eye.
by devouthorse November 24, 2008
When one is violently masturbating and he ejaculates so hard that the so called super flying semen lands all over the individuals face.
'' i was fappin' like crazy, man and i cummed so hard that it hit me right in the face, it was a self inflicted cumshot. Nasty shit dude. ''
by jamaicanpearl December 23, 2011
A discharge of semen or cumshot so powerful it levelled half of Berlin. Contrary to popular belief, this extraordinary procedure was first performed by David Hasselhoff after his station in Berlin during world war 2 when it was invaded. His infantry squadron had run out of ammunition. As the tale goes, he unzipped himself, let out a rabid yelp, and a bright stream of incredible force shot from his hips with such raw power that in under 30 seconds, approximately fifty five percent of Berlin lay in ruin.
Due to Berlin's strategic position, many scholars argue that it is the reason Germany lost the second world war.
Due to Berlin's strategic position, many scholars argue that it is the reason Germany lost the second world war.
"To this day, my grandma still fears the massive german cumshot. She has nightmares about it 40 years after the fact."
"Franz, I really wish Hasselhoff had been more accurate with his MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT."
"Wow, Hasselhoff's massive German cumshots really put those sperm whales to shame."
"Franz, I really wish Hasselhoff had been more accurate with his MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT."
"Wow, Hasselhoff's massive German cumshots really put those sperm whales to shame."
by Lloyd Irving January 18, 2007
eating chocolate pudding with no spoon by squeezing the container, causing it go go all over yourself.
by Arkaitz November 29, 2012
An alcoholic drink consisting of a non-viscous probiotic yogurt type drink (preferably Actimel) and vodka with a 7:3 part ratio. Commonly served in a shot glass.
David: Yo! You going to that party on Tuesday?
Peter: IDK will they have sacred fruity cumshots?
David: yeah, I think so.
Peter: then hell yeah!
Peter: IDK will they have sacred fruity cumshots?
David: yeah, I think so.
Peter: then hell yeah!
by Big ounce the third December 25, 2020
When you cum so hard that your balls retract into your body, along with your legs until you fold into yourself and turn into a car like a transformer.
You: Hey mum, when did you get a new car?
Mum: Oh that’s just your best friend. He had a mega ultron cumshot after fucking me last night.
Mum: Oh that’s just your best friend. He had a mega ultron cumshot after fucking me last night.
by Sussy Bussy DaGussy June 1, 2021
The act of waiting until your girl is out of the house, masturbating, and them busting your load inside of a clean pair of your girls pants. Then fold the pants back up and put them back away neatly. When she puts her pants on shell have your gift of cum all over her leg.
“Oh honey, did you Clean and Press Cumshot in my pants? That’s so sweet now I can take a part of you to work with me.”
by goofy-love-machine December 3, 2010