Similar to "bros before hoes" but to ensure all is well with the blokes before going out for a toke. Also includes going out for a toke without asking the blokes if they would care to join you.
Steve: Dude, where'd you go?
Mike: Out for a quick toke.
Steve: Why didn't you tell me first? Blokes before tokes!
Mike: Out for a quick toke.
Steve: Why didn't you tell me first? Blokes before tokes!
by blokesb4tokesm8 February 18, 2014
by johnljj January 3, 2014
shit fucking Cleveland Steamer Bloke Cheese Steak
by r3c0n October 23, 2010
A reverse naked bloke is like a reverse naked choke in martial arts, however the victim is folded up like a pretzel as the aggressor tries to put his cock inside the victims arsehole.
“Fuck me I’m sore from BJJ last night, Steve had me in a reverse naked bloke last and now I’m farting yoghurt”
by will98 June 1, 2023
You know dem ones when a guy goes up to a girl and he's like "OOOHH HELLO" and confesses his undying love for her, uh, and she tells him shes not interested so, you know, he rightfully lets her know that shes a fat ugly slag and he never wanted to shag her anyway. Yeah, that one.
Source: WillNE - Catfishing 1000 Men On Tinder With A Snapchat Filter - 3:34
Source: WillNE - Catfishing 1000 Men On Tinder With A Snapchat Filter - 3:34
Guy One: I was talking to this girl yesterday and I asked her out
Guy Two: Did she say no?
Guy One: Yeah, then I activated Rejected Bloke Mode
Guy Two: Did she say no?
Guy One: Yeah, then I activated Rejected Bloke Mode
by tman540 January 31, 2020
Bob-Oi ste
Steven-Yeah mate
Bob-I heard hard bloke Lewis is down the pub
Steven-lets get the fuck outa here then
Bob-Yeye
Steven-Yeah mate
Bob-I heard hard bloke Lewis is down the pub
Steven-lets get the fuck outa here then
Bob-Yeye
by Hard bloke Lewis’s mate February 24, 2019
Of, or relating to male-to-female transexxuals engaging in physical violence against another person(s).
by Signor Dick Pic October 25, 2013