Blokes before tokes

Similar to "bros before hoes" but to ensure all is well with the blokes before going out for a toke. Also includes going out for a toke without asking the blokes if they would care to join you.

Steve: Dude, where'd you go?

Mike: Out for a quick toke.

Steve: Why didn't you tell me first? Blokes before tokes!

by blokesb4tokesm8 February 18, 2014

one stroke bloke

When a bloke cums during sex, after one stroke.

The man I had a one night stand with was a one stroke bloke.

by johnljj January 03, 2014

Bloke Cheese Steak

When you fuck a chick in her vagina with your shit, then you eat her out.

shit fucking Cleveland Steamer Bloke Cheese Steak

by r3c0n October 23, 2010

Reverse Naked Bloke

A reverse naked bloke is like a reverse naked choke in martial arts, however the victim is folded up like a pretzel as the aggressor tries to put his cock inside the victims arsehole.

“Fuck me I’m sore from BJJ last night, Steve had me in a reverse naked bloke last and now I’m farting yoghurt”

by will98 June 01, 2023

Rejected Bloke Mode

You know dem ones when a guy goes up to a girl and he's like "OOOHH HELLO" and confesses his undying love for her, uh, and she tells him shes not interested so, you know, he rightfully lets her know that shes a fat ugly slag and he never wanted to shag her anyway. Yeah, that one.

Source: WillNE - Catfishing 1000 Men On Tinder With A Snapchat Filter - 3:34

Guy One: I was talking to this girl yesterday and I asked her out
Guy Two: Did she say no?
Guy One: Yeah, then I activated Rejected Bloke Mode

by tman540 January 31, 2020

hard bloke lewis

This lad is as hard as nails don’t go near him otherwise he’ll fuck you up pussyole

Bob-Oi ste

Steven-Yeah mate
Bob-I heard hard bloke Lewis is down the pub
Steven-lets get the fuck outa here then

Bob-Yeye

by Hard bloke Lewis’s mate February 24, 2019

punches on like a bloke

Of, or relating to male-to-female transexxuals engaging in physical violence against another person(s).

"Geez.....I saw that tranny Tatianna in a punch up"
"Oh yeah....she "punches on like a bloke"

by Signor Dick Pic October 25, 2013