After you have sex with someone, pull out a notepad and write their name down and cross it out. Then, look them in the eyes and say its not you.
by ToyoCreative October 14, 2020
Detective pikachu sucks
Responsible but not mentally active.
Person one "Hey, have you seen Coh-hen Lee Asian Detective."
Person two "Yea is he the one that is responsible but not mentally active?"
Person two "Yea is he the one that is responsible but not mentally active?"
by XxOld_MatexX November 7, 2019
when someone is playing the popular game among us and they say an opinion about a question you say: "AMONGUS DETECTED OPINION REJECTED". Or there is a way to add it to a L+ratio list.
You: "Hey bro what u think about skyrim?"
Friend: *playing amongus* "Uhm... It's good it has its pros and cons-"
You: "among us detected opinion rejected"
Friend: "... ok"
Friend: *playing amongus* "Uhm... It's good it has its pros and cons-"
You: "among us detected opinion rejected"
Friend: "... ok"
by TODO: Learn 100 digits of pi May 4, 2022
A Facebook Page who posts nonsense articles and the writers are low-key perverts. Also the writers are minors.
by An0nymøuS January 17, 2022
The short 1-2 minutes of after masturbation where you use your hidden detective skills to get rid of all evidence.
Person 1:"Dude did you see that jizz spot on Jack's keyboard?"
Person 2:"Looks like someones detective mode was defective"
Person 2:"Looks like someones detective mode was defective"
by Manthemanman August 11, 2010
by Gusty Jeep Collection October 30, 2023