Phrase used in retort to or comment upon an expression of superiority and/or one-upmanship, such as a comeback.
MAN 1: "It appears that I have bested you in a contest of strength me lad, what say you?"
MAN 2: "what-a-bluff"
MAN 2: "what-a-bluff"
by dogwithabone May 6, 2009
The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.
John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!
Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.
John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW
Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.
John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW
by Brockollama January 13, 2012
Pejorative term for anyone bearing physical or behavioral attributes stereotypical of the town or residents of Council Bluffs, Iowa.
I went to a barbecue last week and Shannon’s mom was wearing a council Bluffs-y, midriff top that had a graphic of a sea turtle blowing a kiss.
by Young Granny February 1, 2021
unless you’re looking to score some meth or some sloppy toppy under the viaduct from a cum guzzling gutter slut while her wigger boyfriend watches, I would avoid Council Bluffs altogether.
by CBgutterslut4life March 31, 2023
by Jumbo bob jim November 18, 2022
A bluff that is convincing.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
It is a wannabe Lake Forest. Nobody knows if Knollwood is its own town or a part of Lake Bluff. Suzy Swirls is nice I guess?
They think their beach is better than Lake Forest’s but is 1/3 of the size...
They think their beach is better than Lake Forest’s but is 1/3 of the size...
by North shore brat June 15, 2021