Swamp Donkey 

A fat, red headed, freckled face, glasses wearing, fat cankled, flip flop wearing, upsidedown smile having, buck toothed, overbitten, frizzy haired, pork roast eat'in, librarian look'in, drunken potato mash'in, embarrassment of a female lump of SHIT.

I can't believe that DAN married that Fuck'in "SWAMP DONKEY" Amanda ! That's So Fuck'in CHEEZY !

Swamp Donkey by DISCUSTED and REPULSED January 9, 2009

swamp donkey 

horrible looking girl/lady/woman

Fuckin' ell u aint shagging here are ya? shes a swamp donkey!

swamp donkey by Anonymous September 16, 2003

Swamp Donkey 

An ugly girl who is fuckable

Swamp Donkey by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Swamp Donkey 

A hideous looking woman

D'Qwell: Damn, that bitch is ugly.

Jermichael: What a swamp donkey!

Swamp Donkey by m.d.frm.ott December 25, 2009

swamp donkey 

An attractive female whom acts like a donkey (eg dumb as fuck) and has realy disgusting habits, while under the influence of alcohol.

Bill: Wow shes kind of hot!

Ted: No way, that girls a total Swamp Donkey, she just swated right in front of us, and she only had half a pint!

swamp donkey by Kidd February 18, 2004

Swamp Donkey 

Cajun Coon-ass; a man born in the cajun land, Layfeyette, who lives life spicier than the spiceiest!

A Swamp Donkey is always hammered; especially on a Sunday Night playing Caps to the wee hours in the morning... Dont know what caps is??? It is a drinking game. Look it up

Swamp Donkey by Justin Loomis January 28, 2008

Swamp Donkey 

Usually an oversize, full grown, facial haired woman who enjoys lots of makeup, bbq meats, big trucks, low lit dive bars, any natural musk, wranglers that are 4 sizes too small, and cuddlin. Usually possess a fupa and/or huge vagina.

"Dave was warned by his buddies not to go after her due to the fact that she looked like Buffalo Bill and had a 19 yr old kid, but the thought of that worn out Swamp Donkey bucking on top of him was too much for him to resist"

"Burr was enthralled with the fact that 4 college girls moved in next door...He was even more excited when he was able to give the Swamp Donkey of the bunch a rear admiral"

Swamp Donkey by tfulf October 8, 2008