noun. When two people recognize each other from social media in real life but neither party will admit to recognizing the other.
Becky: I was in a California Standoff the other night at Nobu.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?
Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?
Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.
by The Plumber080 March 5, 2021
by Mr. OJay May 10, 2017
Where a group of friends all projectile vomit in eachothers mouth after a night of drinking. This is usually performed in a sequence
by MarcusJaydeKyleBlake January 16, 2021
A white hunter travels to the woods and takes aim at a deer and fires. A Indian fires a arrow at a nearby tree catching the hunters attention and said "you are hunting on my land". Then hunter said oh I'm sorry this is your property I will leave it to you until the Indian says I'll tell you what, whoever kicks eatch other in the balls the hardest gets to keep it, he then said "I'll go first" "WHAM!" The hunter groans In pain and said ok my turn. The Indian said "no that's ok you can keep it"
*White hunter* I just shot a deer today until I realized I was hunting on a Indian reservation so I tried to give it back until he fooled me into an Indian canadian standoff "man that hurt!"
by Crimson Renegade V1 December 14, 2017
Referring to when you tell someone if they die, you'll sacrifice yourself to bring them back, knowing they too would do the same. The cycle of sacrificing yourself to save the other.
by Yak of All Trades January 19, 2019
When two hillbillies or other form of low class degenerates argue over very obscure or meaningless things to modern society such as fish or dear meat. Usually these arguments are fueled by 3.2 beer or other low quality booze
After a long day of drinking fine American Pilsner Bob did not want to share his fish bounty with Joe this resulting in a Leon Standoff
by T-DrizzleDrop69 August 3, 2017
A dispute between two people or two groups that is settled by smoking marijuana. marijuana, weed, doobie, blunt, ganja, Mary Jane, cannabis, joint, reefer, Mexican standoff
Our frat got together to confront the frat at the other school over who gets the best seats at the college football game. Instead of a fist fight, we had a Jamaican standoff and a keg. It's all good.
by joecoolthefool June 20, 2016