I've been born an raised here for 24 years of my life, Its my hometown and it fucking rules. There aint a lot of nice areas according to people but I grew up in 'the jungle' area of burnbank and witnessed a lot of violence through gangs, drugs and booze, can u name a town in the world that don't have this shit gowing down? Anyway the 'bad' places are eddlewood,fairhill,laighstonehall,hillhouse,burnbank,whitehill, the glebe and auld town. I know families who have grew up in each of these places and yeah there is a lot of alcoholics, addicts and violence its a part of life u just get on with it. When u tell people your from e/wood or fairhill they automaticly assume u gonna rob them or something, so if any of you people read this go back to your yuppie life and shut the fuck up, but if you say your from high earnock or silvertonhill then people think your a fucking boy scout or some shit! the fuck is up with that?
Well in closing I want to say that hamilton is my town and I'm fucking proud of it, I was born raised and will die in this bitch! And I'm grateful that this is were my mother raised me, I love the friends I have and miss the ones I've lost, this is the place to be.
Peace out motherfuckers, keep calm and chive on.
Well in closing I want to say that hamilton is my town and I'm fucking proud of it, I was born raised and will die in this bitch! And I'm grateful that this is were my mother raised me, I love the friends I have and miss the ones I've lost, this is the place to be.
Peace out motherfuckers, keep calm and chive on.
hamilton, scotland
by mcweed July 19, 2012
trap your mate under the covers and then wet fart shart in her mouth..... then force the skidmarked underpants down her throat.... shout yeeehaw and cum in her ear.
by BIg Bojangles May 2, 2008
The main focal point of the LBG (Laurinburg). Where thotland high school home of the fighting thots are. Hold up, damn. I'm sorry. Scotland* high school home of the fighting scots*. Shit, this town set they asses up.
by B.baby May 13, 2015
Scotland's Shame is a commonly used name for Celtic Football Club of Glasgow. The name originated due to the clubs history of child abuse. The clubs officials knew about it all & never went to the police, instead Manager Jock Stein tried to cover the scandal up.
"Did you hear Big Jock Knew?? Aye... I hear he touched a few""
"Celtic Football Club... Paedo Bastards"
Celtic Football Club, Child Abusers, The Real Scotland's Shame.
"Celtic Football Club... Paedo Bastards"
Celtic Football Club, Child Abusers, The Real Scotland's Shame.
by Carlooking_Good1 September 22, 2009
by coolest guy fae paisley July 31, 2009
(Verb) the process in having gas forcibly removed from one's body by having someone reach around a person's upper abdomen with a baseball bat and rolling downward.
In reference to the movie 'the Last King of Scotland' where the King had immense stomach pains and thought he had been poisoned. So the doctor wraps a baseball bat around the King to roll out the giant fart that was indeed the culprit.
In reference to the movie 'the Last King of Scotland' where the King had immense stomach pains and thought he had been poisoned. So the doctor wraps a baseball bat around the King to roll out the giant fart that was indeed the culprit.
My stomach is killing me, I need to be Last King of Scotland-ed.
Last King of Scotland me dear god, I have to fart so bad!
Last King of Scotland me dear god, I have to fart so bad!
by SCHLUETER August 10, 2019
The best football team ever made and they play the best footballer in history in midfield(John Mcginiesta)
by Scotland National Team September 15, 2021