Nils is handsome little twink with curly hair. He is possibly autistic and ticklish on his thighs. When tickled on his thighs he starts tap-dancing. Despite his small and unstable character his penis is of immense size. While his inability to approach woman has been to everybody's dismay, I for one think that everybody should give him a go because of this fact. Nils has mad drumming skills, he is so good that his penis grows every time he plays. This effect also applies to anyone listening. His favorite movie is whiplash because he wants to be like the main character which I forgot the name of. He wants to be dominated by a large baldheaded man with anger issues while doing what he loves, drumming. Nils nickname for his penis is Slime squirter 46.
Person 1:

"I dont like immigrants"
Person 2:
"Omg dont be such a Nils"
by Ludab September 24, 2022
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Is a big motherfucker who is bad in csgo
Nils fucks em all
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Someone who likes snakes a little too much. At least Miia from Monster Musume
Guy 1: Hey, have you watched monster musume
Nils: Yes ofc ourse, I jerk off with my miia body pillow everyday.
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Someone who is good looking, very tall and super caring. Loyal to friends and their smile gives others butterflies in their stomach. Loves to go to parties and be happy.
Look there's Nil , my dream guy
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Nil means n!gga in love especially boys name bryce
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Nils is a elder time Scandinavian name given before to mostly priests meaning ”good priest” and mostly given to males
Old usage: i am the priest this town Nils
Modern usage: my name is Nils
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