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Nerd

One who is socially unstable or awkward. Often intelligent as well, and is usually teased by the insecure or the overly proud. Not to be confused with geek, which is someone who has an obsession.
That nerd has no friends.
That nerd is such a loser!
I feel bad for that socially impaired nerd.
Look at those cruel and mean people picking on that nerd.
by 17shadyspades October 15, 2006
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Nerd

A Nerd is a very knowledgeable person who has very little or no social ability due to there failure to recognise that they are not “normal”! But whoever wanted to be normal? Geeks on the other hand gain social skills through there ability to realise that they are in fact not just like everyone else!
Person1 "OMG did you just hear what that Nerd just said?"
Person2 "Fucking Retard why the hell would anyone say somthing so stupid?"
by Little-John October 15, 2006
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Nerd

A person that knows what bohemianism is.
Nobody usually likes this person, most likely a chongo and becomes best friends with his girlfriends biffle.
Peter is such a Nerd !
by Terribly Bohemian May 14, 2008
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Nerd

I myself a nerd here's the real definition

The things "nerds" are

Smart (duh..) the one part of the stereotype that is true

A geek, geeks are wannabe try hard nerds that don't know jack sh%$

Unathletic for real just because you know about computers (as an example) doesn't mean we can't do sports and shit I myself can bench 200+ lbs call that unathletic I DARE YOU

A dork, I won't even go there because of how far off from a nerd it it

Social outcasts/introverts/the hobbit

We go outside and we can be party animals too so fu+$ anyone who didn't invite the "NERD" to that one college party or something

We dont all wear glasses by the way and tothe people who do it just means you fucked up your eyes grinding on the game your 100 levels farther ahead on that the other shithead reading this

And the list goes on for another 300000000000 pages

Also we prefer the term intellectual badasses

Also to the shitheads who bully nerds for the stuff above he'll probably be signing your paychecks at some point or another
Dumbass1 to Dumbass2: look at that nerd over there

Dumbass2: yeah he looks like a dork

So called nerd: *Proceeds to break both Dumbasses neck with gamer fingers
by TheGuyWhoSignsYourPaycheck January 2, 2020
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Nerd

An individual that studies obsessively for topics that are both relevant and irrelevant. Lacks social skills and prefers to operate by him/herself to perform certain activities. Is often insecure about their status and will lash out to anyone that remotely seems to threaten his/her actions. Often employs a psychological unconscious defence mechanism called displacement, which "is an unconscious defence mechanism whereby the mind substitutes either a new aim or a new object for goals felt in their original form to be dangerous or unacceptable". Essentially, he/she will project the ideology to others call such as someone else a nerd.
Person 1: Man, did you hear that Matthew got top 20 in the national geography competition?

Person 2: LMAO what a nerd
by happywumpus May 9, 2021
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Nerd

An Individual who plays Fortnite and excessively uses words like "dogwater", "clap", and "peace control".
Random Person: Look at that nerd.
Nerd: Download Fortnite, I'll clap you and peace control you, you're dogwater.
Random Person: Such a nerd..
by Flampai February 15, 2021
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Nerd

1. An offensive term for someone who loves school and/or educational related things.

2. An offensive term for someone who plays video games that are outdated or are played on a DS, GameCube, etc.
1. "That kid does math for fun, he's such a nerd."

2. "That Nerd plays video games on a GameCube."
by Benny11 December 9, 2018
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