Disease associated with dead bats. Most often acquired while living or working in a small area where bat corpses have been found.
Symptoms include but are not limited to: Trouble sleeping or breathing; Rashes lasting more than a week; Symptoms mimic those of mono; Severe cases have been known to cause panic attacks.
If symptoms are not checked out Chiroptera Mortis can lead to rabies or other fatal diseases associated with unclean animals.
Symptoms include but are not limited to: Trouble sleeping or breathing; Rashes lasting more than a week; Symptoms mimic those of mono; Severe cases have been known to cause panic attacks.
If symptoms are not checked out Chiroptera Mortis can lead to rabies or other fatal diseases associated with unclean animals.
Kat should have known those dead bats he found in his room could cause Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome.
Kat contracted Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome from not removing those dead bats he found under his bed quickly enough.
Kat contracted Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome from not removing those dead bats he found under his bed quickly enough.
by The Bat Terminator March 11, 2009
by damp taco September 29, 2017
by Rasquette October 10, 2017
Definition: It means fuck you in Italian.
Another definition: Rick n morty, Rick n morty, Rick Rick Rick Rick Rick
Another another definition: when you prepare for yesterday because tomorrow is today and it starts raining and going clic clac and my dog starts meowing because of the clic clacs of the rain. Also when your pet turtle dies tomorrow which is very sad because it makes my bunny hungry.
Another definition: Rick n morty, Rick n morty, Rick Rick Rick Rick Rick
Another another definition: when you prepare for yesterday because tomorrow is today and it starts raining and going clic clac and my dog starts meowing because of the clic clacs of the rain. Also when your pet turtle dies tomorrow which is very sad because it makes my bunny hungry.
Me: YO wanna hang out my g low-key no cap on god??????
Mar. H: yea my g no cap btw what mouse is best for clicking 30cps in Minecraft I also got mvp+ and these sunglasses costed me like 100 dollars no cap
Me: I don’t give a fuck bih so Rick n morty rick rick rick rick
Definition 2:
Me:Rick n morty, Rick n morty, Rick Rick Rick Rick
Definition 3: bro no cap but yesterday I tommarow like rick n morty rick rick rick rick
Mar. H: yea my g no cap btw what mouse is best for clicking 30cps in Minecraft I also got mvp+ and these sunglasses costed me like 100 dollars no cap
Me: I don’t give a fuck bih so Rick n morty rick rick rick rick
Definition 2:
Me:Rick n morty, Rick n morty, Rick Rick Rick Rick
Definition 3: bro no cap but yesterday I tommarow like rick n morty rick rick rick rick
by Mario hehehehha May 12, 2022
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam November 2, 2017
(v.) To alter time in some way that, in the future, you don’t exist. Derived from the Latin word for death and Marty McFly from Back to the Future.
by Shocken 2 April 27, 2020
(my-crow-more-tiss (noun) -
When the food you nuked to save time has become stiff, tough and almost unpallatable. This is especially common with bread or meat.
Example - ''Little Timmy's pizza now has Micromortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had he paid attention to the timer on his microwave oven, then perhaps he would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy , dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
Don't be like Timmy!
(Disclaimer - Timmy is not a real person)
When the food you nuked to save time has become stiff, tough and almost unpallatable. This is especially common with bread or meat.
Example - ''Little Timmy's pizza now has Micromortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had he paid attention to the timer on his microwave oven, then perhaps he would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy , dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
Don't be like Timmy!
(Disclaimer - Timmy is not a real person)
Example - Your pizza now has Micro-mortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had you paid attention to the timer on the microwave oven, then perhaps you would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy, dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
It was the last piece left...
by Allmadhere April 17, 2021