People who think they are fans but are lying to themselves and others... the only reason why they are “fans” is because they only like that the boys look. And in some cases they’ll even diss the boys for not being “attractive enough” when they are all perfect just the way the are. They are so mean and rude, I mean they diss Niall and Liam saying they aren’t good looking even though they are handsome and beautiful human beings!! And if they have the audacity to diss one of the lads they aren’t fans and to call themselves directioners is a fooking joke. In some cases they won’t know anything about the lads and just say random facts that are completely wrong or won’t get certain concepts like for example; Louis + carrots or “Niall is afraid of spoons”
Person 1: I love one direction so much I can’t wait to see them live this year (2019)
Person 2: they’re still on the hiatus unfortunately
Person 3: oh did they start this year
Person 2: 😑 I don’t know you guys anymore.. STRANGER DANGER!!!! DIRECTIONATORS
Or
Person 1: why is Liam so ugly
Person 2: *calls one direction fandom*
*a whole gang of people show up*
Person 2: want to say that again. Liam is fooking beautiful and there’s more people to come if you want to finish this outside directionantor!
Or
Person 1: harry and carrots is so funny
*shows video of Louis saying he likes carrots*
Person 2: that’s Louis Tomlinson. The sassiest person alive. Now get out of my house
Person 1: but it’s midnight
Person 2: should’ve thought of that before you came into a directioners territory
And finally
Person 1: the lads are quite cute but they can’t sing very well I prefer BTS
person 2: *shoots person 1 in the head. Then burns house down*
Police officer: why did you kill her?
Person 2: because she one direction can’t sing
Police officer: oh you can leave. You’ve rid the world of a sin you are free to go, you should get a badge for your contributions to the community. We don’t need directionators in the world
Person 2: they’re still on the hiatus unfortunately
Person 3: oh did they start this year
Person 2: 😑 I don’t know you guys anymore.. STRANGER DANGER!!!! DIRECTIONATORS
Or
Person 1: why is Liam so ugly
Person 2: *calls one direction fandom*
*a whole gang of people show up*
Person 2: want to say that again. Liam is fooking beautiful and there’s more people to come if you want to finish this outside directionantor!
Or
Person 1: harry and carrots is so funny
*shows video of Louis saying he likes carrots*
Person 2: that’s Louis Tomlinson. The sassiest person alive. Now get out of my house
Person 1: but it’s midnight
Person 2: should’ve thought of that before you came into a directioners territory
And finally
Person 1: the lads are quite cute but they can’t sing very well I prefer BTS
person 2: *shoots person 1 in the head. Then burns house down*
Police officer: why did you kill her?
Person 2: because she one direction can’t sing
Police officer: oh you can leave. You’ve rid the world of a sin you are free to go, you should get a badge for your contributions to the community. We don’t need directionators in the world
by Jcm.323 April 7, 2019
One of the most annoying fan bases in the world, neck and neck with Beliebers. Not only are they 12 year old little girls who have never heard a decent song in their lifetime due to being born into a dying age of good music, they are also little shits that always get what they want, and aren't used to being told "no." They even go as far to show love to the prepubescent members of One Direction as to threaten family members of other bands.
Boy 1: What's that shit sound coming from upstairs?
Boy's girlfriend: Sorry, my little sister is one of the Directioners.
Boy's girlfriend: Sorry, my little sister is one of the Directioners.
by jonnyandkitten June 22, 2014
Girls (mostly) who are completely consumed with One Direction. You insult that band and you get cussed out, hate hastags trending on twitter, called a Directionator, or killed. It takes complete obsession to be officially dubbed a Directioner. You can't just like their music or only like a few of them. They basically own twitter, and are either 100% against or for Zayn Malik.
"oh god, they're in the same country but i dont have tickets for #OTRA, Directioner problems,"
"Harry Styles' hands are the size of Texas."
"Harry Styles' hands are the size of Texas."
by toria21 July 14, 2015
psychotic girls who will literally do anything to have 1d notice them. they are the deadliest fandoms and send out thousands of hate messages a day. dont piss them off or insult one direction or the will kill you. their room decorations consist of one direction posters, one direction dolls, one direction bedsheets, and one direction everything. they try to find out where the boys are every second of the day. they are Class A stalkers.
CAUTION: Never get in the way of a directioner and her computer/phone. they will die without tumblr and twitter.
CAUTION: Never get in the way of a directioner and her computer/phone. they will die without tumblr and twitter.
"OMG! Zayn's new hair! My ovaries!!"
"CARROTS! hahahaha!!!"
"ur nt a tru directionr if u use spewns!"
"EW! ELOUNOR IS FAKE! LARRY 5EVAH!"
"you dont like 1d?!?!? DIRECTIONERS ARE GOING TO KILL YOU!
"CARROTS! hahahaha!!!"
"ur nt a tru directionr if u use spewns!"
"EW! ELOUNOR IS FAKE! LARRY 5EVAH!"
"you dont like 1d?!?!? DIRECTIONERS ARE GOING TO KILL YOU!
by AmericanFreak October 13, 2013
Psychotic, demented bunch of girls, usually from the ages 12-16 who swear by One Direction. They are usually too untintelligent to realise how awful their music actually is.
"OMG OMG ZAYN JUST TWEETED THAT HES DOWN THE PUB DOWN THE ROAD, COME ON DIRECTIONERS, LET'S FOLLOW HIM!"
by TheRealThing August 23, 2013
A bunch of obsessive psychopaths who do nothing but fangirl over their heroes on Twitter, stalk 5 (4 now) young men thinking in delusion that they'll actually meet 1D personally one day, and fight with other fans and everybody in the name of their heroes.
While the boyband itself just rakes in the cash.
See also White Knight
While the boyband itself just rakes in the cash.
See also White Knight
by guguy00 October 8, 2015
directoner: "OmGeee eets wOn erection!!!111!"
me: "calm yo tits"
directioner: "wat chu sai mi wuz reeding wOn erection fan feek!!!1'
me: "calm yo tits"
directioner: "wat chu sai mi wuz reeding wOn erection fan feek!!!1'
by stoopiddirection August 14, 2013