Good news if the person is a whore who fucked a retard instead of you.
Car accidents are ALMOST always tragic. Sometimes it's just a whore that fucked a retard instead of you.
by Hym Iam November 21, 2020
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This is when your stiletto accidently pops open in your pocket, cutting your nut sack open.
OMFG my stiletto just opened my sack, causing the stiletto pocket accident!!!
by xwabombwx June 6, 2009
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When saying something about Black Ops you accidentally say Call Of Duty Black Cops or Call Of Duty Black Cocks.
Is very funny when an Black Ops accident occurs.
Guy 1:I just bought an M16 on Call Of Duty Black Cocks.
Guy 2:What dude!?You just had a Black Ops accident.
by SuperBoosterHunter1 January 23, 2011
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A disgusting video, I rather not watch it if you enjoy chocolate milk :), so a young guy is hooking up with 3 girls and one of the girl shitted in the hot tub by accident, so never eat before you go in a hot tub and always poop in the bathroom before you go into a hot tub. :)
Homie 1: yo who wants chocolate milk, I got these from walmart
Homie 2: Me!
Homie 3: ...
Homie 2: whats wrong homie 3?
Homie 3: uhh, Hot tub fail - the accident?
Homie 2 and 1: uhh...
by Homies3washere October 12, 2023
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Dude gets a chick pregnant. (They was just meant to be "fooling around" after a night out on the town). The kid's an accident. Chick pushes so hard when trying to have the kid that she sh*ts. Accident sh*t baby.
Yo you know my boy Matt? Yeah, he an accident sh*t baby.
by BloodyMurda January 17, 2008
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The politically correct way of inferring that a particular person needs to 'accidentally' fly down several flights of stairs or by unfortunate circumstance wind up with a rusty teaspoon in their temporal lobe.
Guy1: Lamb of God suck man!
Guy2:... why?
Guy1: They're too popular now
Guy2: Ahhhh I see, you're an accident waiting to happen aren't you?
by Brutal_Softy December 30, 2010
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Something spectacularly silly and sublimely expressive of the comical futility of human existence. Like a four headed baby conceived between a couple who couldn't even recognise one another because the grass was too tall (or they had smoked too much of it). An utter disaster.
Little Downs-Syndrome Pepita here is Marcia's little four headed grass accident.

His thirtieth birthday party was a four headed grass accident.
by Fearman February 14, 2008
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