Small Dick Syndrome

When a man (most likely white) has to show off their toxic superiority by acting aggressively to overcompensate for their lack of manhood.

They will behave in such a manner that they believe it’s a public service announcement that people should know about that they have a small dick.

These men have developed a hatred for women that started with their own mother when she didn’t break it to them as a child that he will remain small for the rest of his life.

It is common for men with small dick syndrome to do the following;

- drive either a jacked up 4WD utility vehicle or a Holden Commodore
- does burnouts in residential areas in the rain or at 3am
- other throws his unwanted two cents on social media on how he is so much better than everyone else by treating those who he doesn’t perceive as “normal” as dog shit.
- abuse their intimate partners, including blaming them for their small dick

There’s many men today who have small dick syndrome cannot get over their mummy issues, are employed in toxic misogyny jobs such as politics, aviation, emergency services, military, trades, hospitality or professional sport.

Once a man with small dick syndrome has been called out for their behaviour especially by a woman, they find it an extremely touchy subject, because they cannot believe a woman can see through their bullshit.
*Stranger gives help on social media by commenting several times a similar post of their experiences of product or service*

Man With Small Dick Syndrome: Why do you care to even post the same thing on so many comments? Get over yourself you dumb bitch!

Stranger: I’m sorry that mommy didn’t break it to you gently enough for your fragile ego to cope that you have small dk syndrome.

We don’t need to know all about what you’re not packing.

Man With Small Dick Syndrome: Fuck you, slut, you sound like a person with an unhealthy obsession with my dick.

Stranger: No I am female, I can see right through your bullshit.
by FartLady77 May 23, 2022
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Small Eyes

What a female calls a male when she wants to cut off his will to live when all he wants to do is adore her beauty
by SpaceSloth420 August 11, 2021
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Small Child Fingernails

It's a secret. What made you think you would find it on Urban Dictionary? If Hailey And Michael wont tell you, neither will I.
by .Haileyyy. February 27, 2019
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Small man in the corner

Typically used to describe Manuel . He dwells in the corner as he feels it is his safe space. And he’s small. He is often described as a shook yute, batty boy or pussio. Thinks he was born on roads but in reality comes from Wimbledon.
Did you see that small man in the corner?

Yes indeed, it was Manuel, what a small man.
by JSAVTHEOLD March 23, 2022
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Small Fruit, 3 P.M.

(Noun)
Antonym of "Big Apple, 3 A.M.", indicating a small village or settlement that has been lived by a few (merely with no government). Some Monarchies use a Castle centre and use a viscount, which will govern the castle, and the small city settlement.

Other Size Adjective Food Nouns}, 12 hour time, are:
Medium Sandwich, 9 P.M./A.M. - refers to a medium city (e.g. Yazd, Iran)
Large Noodle, 4 A.M. - refers to a traditional east asian town, that is big.
Colossal Date, 12 A.M. - refers to the most popular city of the religion
Any Size Beer, 1 P.M. - refers to any town in german countries that allow beer
Robert: So, Adam, Where were you originated from?
Adam: I think i originated from a "small fruit, 3 p.m." From the USA, which was west of Detroit (leading to windsor and canada)
Seraphina: I also originated from a "small fruit, 3 p.m."
by mrbeast539275 July 28, 2025
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