Absolute Thunder

A mix of green thunder mio energy water enhancer and absolute vodka

Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight u got anything?” Guy 2 “how fucked u tryna get bro all I got is some absolute thunder” Guy 1 “shit that’ll get u fucked up send some my way” Guy 2 “I gotchu bro” *dabs up eachother*

by Grayson C. Peters July 31, 2021

Absolute thunder

The alcoholic mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka

Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight” Guy 2 “all I got is absolute thunder” Guy 1 “what?!? The mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka?!?” Guy 2 “hell yeah bro”

by Grayson C. Peters July 30, 2021

Thunder bolt toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe. Science.

I have an oddly shaped foot because I have a thunder bolt toe.

by Car ro November 9, 2017

Oral thunder

Getting a forceful deep throat that causes the balls to "clap" in an thunderous manor.

My balls are practically destroyed after Susan gave me oral thunder

by Thundernuttter August 19, 2017

Operation Lightning Thunder

the armies of Uganda, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, and southern Sudan launched a joint military offensive against the Lord’s Resistance Army, or LRA.
LRA Lord's Resistance Army Uganda Democratic Republic of Congo Congo Sudan Kony Joseph Kony

A joint military attack on the LRA to nullify their presence in Uganda, Sudan, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo; Operation Lightning Thunder.

by colormetiny February 24, 2012

Thunder in Paradise

A term for someone with an ample posterior.

Damn, look at the ass on her, she’s got a little thunder in paradise.

by CespedesWildBoar February 18, 2020

Brazilian thunder monkey

you sit on the ground then your lady friend takes your feet and locks them behind your head stands on her hands facing away from you then repeatedly slams her ass and vag into your face

hey Tim how did you get a black eye the wife hit me with the Brazilian thunder monkey last night

by jigglebit April 17, 2021