Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.
Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?
Man 1: 37.
Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.
Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?
Man 1: 37.
Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.
by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015
The act of a married male; standardized Male and Female union. Wherein the husband states he’s going to “cigar shopping” with his friend Dave to his partner. But in fact he’s off preforming oral copulation upon many a stranger. This act isn’t solely relighted to the transient and unfamiliar. He even sucks off Dave.
“ Hey honey Dave and I are going Cigar Shopping. There’s a new cigar shop that just opened up on 53’rd and 3’rd and we’re going to sample their wears. Don’t wait up. What? Dinner? No thank you I’ll get something with Dave.”
by Dr. Word Doctor. September 19, 2022
A term used to describe a club that is known to have lots of hot women
(also often comes up in conversations when referencing Dick’s Sporting Goods)
(also often comes up in conversations when referencing Dick’s Sporting Goods)
“That last club we went to was slammed with hotties…a total cuchi shop!”
Billy: “Hey. I need a gift idea for you sister”
Susie: “How about a gift card to a sporting goods store”
Billy: “Good idea. Is she still into Dicks”
Susie: “you know Betty…she likes both…but lately she prefers the Cuchi Shop”
Billy: “Hey. I need a gift idea for you sister”
Susie: “How about a gift card to a sporting goods store”
Billy: “Good idea. Is she still into Dicks”
Susie: “you know Betty…she likes both…but lately she prefers the Cuchi Shop”
by UrbanCowboy007 September 15, 2022
by Fuckwithit1 October 15, 2013
by Jaxchemical June 30, 2009
Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?
by Noseblown December 5, 2018