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Jesse

A guy who will break your heart within a week of dating him yes he might seem like a nice person but when you start to get close to him, he acts like a complete jerk who doesn’t know his place. He likes anime well just Naruto which can get boring at times and he will only talk about that and if you date him he doesn’t bring you up to any of his friends. He also only dated girls that are famous in any way. So just watch out for a guy named Jesse.
Me-“Jesse is soooo hot” friend-“but Jesse is also a jerk and heartless so be careful
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A Very Dangerous Disease.

Symptoms: Death
He's With Jesse Now
by MONKEYedlyederurir June 8, 2023
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the sweetest boy youll ever meet. he may have some anger issues but youll so many butterflies when you see him. he’ll get upset when he loses at games. he’s a good friend. He’s Funny and charming. He’s loyal and Nerdy. He’s the best boyfriend anyone could ask for, so treat him right if get on.
by Marpay July 31, 2022
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wow he must be named jesse

how would you know?

his pp is hanging 6 feet from the ground

OH OK!
by amogusussyball March 10, 2022
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"Jesse"-Means to jizz uncontrollably on one or more people while publicly fisting themselves. "Jizzy Jesse"
"Jizzy jesse strikes again"
by TheJesseJuicer March 6, 2023
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jess horton

a random girl who lives in salford and orders a happy meal, diet coke, and a mayo chicken with no mayo and no lettuce from maccies daily
jess horton loves a good maccies
by badman10101001 February 17, 2020
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Jesse is known as a Tryhard who is good at everything he does and will do anything to make the second alto feel like crap. Jesse is also a clown 🤡 and he puts pencils in his pocket(pencil pocket). He’s a weird redditor as well but he’s also a good and funny friend.
Dude Jesse is so good at improv, he’s such a Tryhard.
by EEE728 February 3, 2020
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