He is the most amazing boy i will ever meet. He makes you laugh till you cry and is so loyal its scary. He's adorable and downright perfect i am so lucky i have him in my live. i love him more than anything. he's always smiling and he gives the best hugs hes a little perverted but hes cute and shy sometimes. hes a top but a blushy one. when one facetime he makes the cutest face and blush. Total dom good for a sub like me uwu i dont know what i did to deserve him uwu (For senpai)
by Takenbabygirl1 December 5, 2019
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Guy: Hey is that your girlfriend jess?
Guy 2: Yeh but bro. Its “is that your *wife* jess. then yes it is her.
Guy 2: Yeh but bro. Its “is that your *wife* jess. then yes it is her.
by McGlynnEvan December 19, 2020
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Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo
by Dnods March 15, 2016
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me: jesse!
girl: dang girl you're lucky to have him in your bed.
me: jesse!
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by bluelillybird January 9, 2022
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She always thinks nothing of herself when shes everything a bestfriend could want!
Will always be there for you, no matter what.
Is hilarious with her inside jokes with her best friend!
Used to be a tomboy but now loves designer clothes and boys ;)
She always thinks nothing of herself when shes everything a bestfriend could want!
Will always be there for you, no matter what.
Is hilarious with her inside jokes with her best friend!
Used to be a tomboy but now loves designer clothes and boys ;)
Jess is so beautiful!
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