Its when you jack off so hard and fast that your dick turns red and is sore.
Dude, I need to find a chick. Last night I gave myself a Rusty Venture.
by Alec Wallace November 22, 2010
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The rusty part is when you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don't let her go to the can; then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick, so right when you're about to get off take it out and blow shitty cum on her back.

The venture part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands
How about I take you to my boudoir and give you a little rusty venture?
by esquilax13 November 24, 2010
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A overused and often misused term used by Jamaicans to say they are too fucking lazy to do something on their own

2nd meaning
A journey to get some weed
Lazy Jamaican 1- hey you want to have a joint venture to get some ganja

Lazy Jamaican 2- nah man me a just had a joint venture with rasta me good
by cfc1989 July 8, 2011
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A sexual act involving a string of graphic and unlikely moves and/or fetishes, often including fecal matter or second-hand semen between two gay men.
A "Rusty Venture" is when two men and a rhinoceros get slathered in butter. The first man licks the second man's anus, then helps him mount the rhinoceros' horn while masturbating himself, nearly to orgasm. Then the second gay man induces vomiting while the first man ejaculates and excretes simultaneously. Finally, the second man climbs down from the rhinoceros' horn and rolls around in the semen, excrement, and vomit mixture with the first man, before they both perform fellatio on the rhinoceros.
by EliteFool November 23, 2010
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It's when you take a girl out for a huge a dinner but don't let her go to the can. The you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick. So, right when you're about to get off you take it out and blow shit all over her back. The adventure part is when you eat that junk off her back without using any hands.
I took my girl to Applebees and then we went home for anal sex. I managed to talk her into a Rusty Venture and I got some dessert later.
by hammmmmm November 23, 2010
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a threesome involving a girl and two guys. one of the guys does the girl from behind while the girl gives the other a blowjob. similar to the eiffel tower except instead of the high five you place your index and middle fingers together like on the television show venture brothers.
hey dean, we sure solved that mystery by banging this girl. GO TEAM VENTURE!
by dopplerganger June 21, 2007
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