The most dangerous skateboard trick ever conceived. First done by Bob Burnquist at the 2011 California Butt Jam. The trick proved so difficult that the pure centripetal force involved fractured six ribs and dispelled enough heated kinetic energy to scorch local fields and vegetation. Under no circumstance should this trick ever be attempted. If recreated, God herself will shed a tear.
“Hey Josh you ever end up getting that date with Mindy for Friday night?”
“A date with Mindy ANY night is about as possible as a Dick Twisty to 1080 Biggie Smalls Ball Grab, Drake!”
“A date with Mindy ANY night is about as possible as a Dick Twisty to 1080 Biggie Smalls Ball Grab, Drake!”
by IgnorantMedia January 10, 2022
by masterBigZ November 22, 2021
A move performed by females around the world who are professional at sucking cock but if not performed correctly she will be slapped in the face
I asked this bitch for that Wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum special and she said alright baby.
by The only pimp November 25, 2018
The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.
The universe began with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000, and so it will end with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000.
by Schreinn August 17, 2020
Her:I wasn’t always a good dick sucker till I found out about the Wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum special.
by The only pimp November 25, 2018
When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude
Oh damn dude
by DefNotBrodyB February 28, 2022
guy 1:i put my dick in a twisty last night
guy 2:I tried but i could never do it.my dick is to short
guy 1:bummer
guy 2:I tried but i could never do it.my dick is to short
guy 1:bummer
by zandasun January 25, 2016