Staticizing

Someone who socializes with a lot of females and ends up bagging them. It is also know as pulling ebitches or ethots. static#0004 is the main user of this act.
Static was staticizing pulling tons of ebitches.
by staticballs April 10, 2022
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elbotic static

Elbotic static is a term given to the spontaneous combustion of one's outerwear in the elbow region of the arm sleeve usually brought on with little to no notice by a sudden pressure drop at the fabric's surface.

Studies have shown that this condition is more prevalent in cotton materials
His elbow ignited on fire due to elbotic static
by Rugulators,SukButt December 07, 2022
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static-stochastic

Proposal that causation is a momentum and not a force.

Furthermore that causation is not evenly distributed.
Static-stochastics says that causation is not a force, some correlations are more causative than other correlations, and that causation is actually a momentum
by fightfacilities November 05, 2020
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Static Nothing

To describe something that just doesn't exist.
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An area in between space and time that holds the being named SuRReal.
The area consists of nothing but static.
These chips have a flavor that tastes like static nothing.

You've fallen into the static nothing.
by CHAMPAL July 16, 2022
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Tv static

The stinging sensation you get in your limbs after sleeping on them or not moving them for a long time
Today I woke up with a tv static arm. it wouldn't stop
by Kajmarez August 25, 2023
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Static Ear Bleed

A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.
Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?

Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.
by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009
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muscle static

the feeling you get when a part of your body falls asleep ٩(◕‿◕ )۶
“ugh muscle static is so annoying..” Ventura said annoyed as her leg fell asleep.
by February 23, 2024
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