spontaneously combust a nut

busting a surprisingly immediate nut

I spontaneously combusted a nut in front of my crush

He spontaneously combusted a nut after seeing the lover of his dream

spontaneously combust a nut is defined as being serious in a sense

by Yourself34245 December 10, 2022

Spontaneous Turntuption

The act of turning up unexpectedly

Last night, Mike and I were just having beer watching some TV, next thing I know theres 30 people in my apartment doing jäger bombs. It was a serious case of spontaneous turntuption

by Steve Brule April 02, 2015

Spontaneous Beer Bong

Similar to that of spontaneous combustion but involving a beer bong.

I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I did a spontaneous beer bong from a stranger on a party bus.

by ClayJ September 09, 2008

Spontaneous

Getting wrapped up in the moment and having sex in the car park because why the hell not.

Let's be a bit spontaneous

by Btecsamanthajones August 19, 2021

Spontaneous

Just say Yes to going swimming

It was spontaneous but I went swimming!

by Why n0t?!? August 12, 2019

Spontaneous

Not Senzela

Senzela, who loves Texas A&M, is not spontaneous.

by spontaneousdefinition August 01, 2024

Spontaneous

This word isn’t funny, therefore it is undeserving of a funny definition.

Guy: Did you hear about the guy next door?
Guy 2: No! What happened?
Guy: His car spontaneously combusted! Haha!
Guy 2: That’s not funny Harold.

by Marco_Swirly November 17, 2020