slang The Sapphire Salute - A very dry martini made from equal amounts of Bombay Sapphire Gin and Absolut Citron Vodka. Served up very cold, with a twist of lime.
When Mary took her first sip of the much anticipated offering, her spine tingled and she smiled saying, "Oh, this is smooth, a real liquid leg splitter."
by Lady Agatha December 30, 2008
When a cock is inserted into an anus as a solid turd is egressing. The cock must split the turd hot-dog style for it to qualify as a "log splitter." Otherwise, it is known as an Alaskan Coal Miner.
by lmao_deeznuts June 10, 2017
by zeke18 May 25, 2006
When man is laying in bed and a friend comes along and first grabs his legs. He then takes his foot and quickly proceeds towards his genitals and then goes in for the kill. Ouch!
Man 1: Why do you look so sore?
Man 2: Dude I got the German Log Splitter last night and now I can barely walk.
Man 2: Dude I got the German Log Splitter last night and now I can barely walk.
by maples123 May 8, 2009
you: "rachel's such a tease, she only gave me the illinois rail splitter last night after promising more."
me:" at least you got off"
me:" at least you got off"
by Wicked CP November 26, 2012
I bet if I put some fucked up bullshit on UD and name it a Kentucky log splitter, it will get lots of likes from other basement dwellers.
by ImanAzol December 23, 2016
Closely related to the "one hitter quitter" The one hitter splitter is defined as "splitting opens on face with a hideous gash with one blow of the fist"
I used to think that I had the one hitter quitter, but it turns out I've got the one hitter splitter.
by Tim Morgan September 18, 2006