by Lydiaisfit February 26, 2019
Midget smuggling pants are baggy legged pants, often worn by goth people.
If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.
If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.
by Ella B February 11, 2009
What gay men do for entertainment, storage, and culinary purposes. They insert gummy worms inside their anus or prison purse with the intention of consuming them at a later time.
Bill had to toss Bruce's salad so he could retrieve the delicious brown gummy worms, a result of gummy worm smuggling.
by Rusty-Shakleford June 15, 2014
That woman is smuggling play doh.
by IzzieWizzieFace April 25, 2008
Similar to moose knuckles, when a man wears the skin tight shorts and everything in his package is visible in great detail.
by Lucy M November 13, 2007
by Mangy Coyote April 1, 2006
When a female and male have sex, and the sperm-filled condom comes off of the man's penis and remains inside the woman's vagina. This forces her to then walk to the bathroom and remove it with her fingers. The resulting mess is a lot like a ham: slimey, full of protein, leaves you worried about getting big in the middle, and it involves an object at the center referred to as a "bone".
Mike and Tina were going at it reverse-cowboy in Jason's apartment, and he tried to pull off using Magnums on his meat stick. They were too big, and he slipped a rubber about 4 minutes in and Tina was smuggling ham to the bathroom. I saw her 8 days ago buying pregnancy tests at the pharmacy and she was already looking a little more poochey than usual. Wonder if it's triplets?
by Ole Skool 74 November 29, 2011