$1 menu

Taking a girl on a cheap date; inside joke for buying things

"Hey bro, I'll take that girl to the $1 menu". "Can I get a condom?". "Yeah, off the dollar menu"

by Chassy Cassy July 28, 2017

affectionate-gesture menu

Ya want HUGZ, KISSIZ, SNUGGLEZ, CUDDLEZ, or NUZZLEZ? :D

An easy and totally-satisfying-for-both-parties response for a fluffy little number to give if a huge mushy-hearted guy smilingly offers her an affectionate-gesture menu would be, "Just cradle me in yer lap and nestle yer ear against my cheek."

by QuacksO December 28, 2024

Roswell Menu

When a dog cums in your mouth

Stacey practically lives on Roswell Menus these days

by Dede Megapoopoo August 11, 2020

No need to order all the burgers on the menu

There is no need to give an extended explanation, a yes or no reply is sufficient.

No need to order all the burgers on the menu, I don't actually care just let me know which one you'd chose girl.

by Aero_1223 September 28, 2023

childrens menu

Code for obamas underground child labor service. Defines whether they plan on torturing the child with an apache helicopter or the leg of an elmo doll

Boi lets which one off the childrens menu u wanna use on this cancer kid

by David the weeb slayer March 21, 2017

Menu Rushed

Being rushed to order something at a restaurant because you have showed up late to the restaurant. Your friends are ordering their food and the waitress/waiter is waiting for your order. You either get to only glance over the menu or you never get the chance at all. You are menu rushed.

I was menu rushed at the diner the other night because i showed up late.

I ordered a sandwich that i didn't even want the other night because i was menu rushed.

by SnlCrazy11 November 28, 2012

Pizza Menu

Slang for the booklet of rules a workplace issues new employees.

Hey Phil! I know Scott is new to this, you get him his pizza menu yet?

by darealbossman February 15, 2024