An easy and totally-satisfying-for-both-parties response for a fluffy little number to give if a huge mushy-hearted guy smilingly offers her an affectionate-gesture menu would be, "Just cradle me in yer lap and nestle yer ear against my cheek."
by QuacksO December 28, 2024
Get the affectionate-gesture menu mug.when the Gearbox does the Risk of Rain 2 dlc, and fucks it up so bad console bois literally can't play the game. A true gearbox moment.
R.I.P. ROR2 - Cause of death: T2 Interactive
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"Wassup bro I been trying to play the new Risk of Rain 2 update with the heavily advertised couch coop for consoles, but I'm stuck on the main menu boss. My homie plugged in a second controller to help me beat him, in reponse the boss deleted my entire save, and downloaded Randy Pitchfork's USB stick onto my Xbox, getting me arrested by Chris Hansen!"
by kingoflag August 31, 2024
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by Atom Ekwillz Adam October 13, 2022
Get the The dollar menu mug.Something that is not necessarily mainstream, but isn't something some hipster would brag about. Just something uncommon.
by ->llxTheDevourerxll July 31, 2014
Get the off-menu mug.A non-reusable restaurant menu, usually paper, with an abbreviated list of menu items compared to their typical offering, implemented due to operational changes brought about by COVID-19.
Corey: "Let's eat someplace else. All they've got here is a COVID menu, and none of my favorite items are on it." Jessa: "Shut up and pick something. You should consider yourself lucky to be able to dine in at all."
by John30041 June 20, 2020
Get the COVID menu mug.Being rushed to order something at a restaurant because you have showed up late to the restaurant. Your friends are ordering their food and the waitress/waiter is waiting for your order. You either get to only glance over the menu or you never get the chance at all. You are menu rushed.
I was menu rushed at the diner the other night because i showed up late.
I ordered a sandwich that i didn't even want the other night because i was menu rushed.
I ordered a sandwich that i didn't even want the other night because i was menu rushed.
by SnlCrazy11 November 28, 2012
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