legitimate menu page

some crap that can be funny

homestarrunner.com/memorabilia.html is where it is

legitimate menu page by wdf April 17, 2004

off-menu

Something that is not necessarily mainstream, but isn't something some hipster would brag about. Just something uncommon.

"Have you watched the TV show Farscape? lt's a bit off-menu, but still a great sci-fi."

off-menu by ->llxTheDevourerxll July 31, 2014

shit menu 

All the examples or reasons why someone or something is a total piece of shit.

"Why do I think that your football team is a piece of shit? Well, let's look at the shit menu, starting with your Rehab Pussy Rehababack...."

shit menu by Sublimesq March 2, 2015

childrens menu 

Code for obamas underground child labor service. Defines whether they plan on torturing the child with an apache helicopter or the leg of an elmo doll

Boi lets which one off the childrens menu u wanna use on this cancer kid

childrens menu by David the weeb slayer March 21, 2017

$1 menu 

Taking a girl on a cheap date; inside joke for buying things

"Hey bro, I'll take that girl to the $1 menu". "Can I get a condom?". "Yeah, off the dollar menu"

$1 menu by Chassy Cassy July 28, 2017

Makeke Menu 

A typical saying of a porquitchona to express frustation. Also a menu that includes a Kebab.

A:Damn, this case is really hard. Makeke menu!

B: I'll have a makeke menu, a wrap and a diet coke please. I'm not that hungry today.

Makeke Menu by TheAlmightL2 July 14, 2018

Club Menu 

it's everything that keeps you up until the party's end

— I am just not sure if I will go clubbing tonight – because of the flight tomorrow...
— Yeah, i remember it. But researching needs no "club menu"

Club Menu by verykk December 13, 2019