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Hoon

New Zealand slang word with various meanings including;

1) to complete something at high speed
2) to have a turn or attempt
3) to consume enthusiastically or excessively
1) “I just hooned down to the supermarket
2) “Can I have a hoon on your vape?”
3) “Matt just hooned all your beers bro”
by NZguru January 15, 2025
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The most talented drivers on the road, with the most coolest cars you’ll ever see, each one of them having the biggest pair of balls around, because they pull off the most awesome burnouts you’ll ever see, they will even put a smile on your face.
John-o: what’s goin’ on outside mate?
Dave-o: bunch of hoons mate!:D
by V8sforlife June 29, 2023
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Fin: “Just killed this Arab”
Lew:”Was it a hoon?”
Fin: “OF FOOKIN COURSE IT WAS A HOON BABY”
by Fin the chin September 13, 2020
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"Hodl" follows from an event which creates downward pressures on your crypto investments. To 'go to the moon' is said when you think the token is about to explode. To 'hoon' is to recognise the middle ground between these two extremes.
The transaction volume of my bitcoin investment has remained consistent all month. Ima hoon this shit. Ima hoon this shit up
by Nebulas May 30, 2021
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New Zealand high schooler slang for Vapes/E-cigarettes
Refers to the vape itself or the act of vaping.
Fiend 1: "Oi brudda chuck us a hoon aye"
Fiend 2: "hold on aye, hoon needs charging"

or

Fiend 1: "Imma have a hoon real quick"
Concerned fiend: "Just realised we're straight up crippling 60 nic addicts"
Fiend 1: yeah scuffed aye? *hoons*
by mynidro November 22, 2020
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Hoon is the best guy in the world. He is the best at videogames and all women love him. Everyone who talks to him will get popular and earn billions of dollars in the future. He has the best type of style and is super cool. His body count is over 45 million due to the famine I caused

(I am not a whore)
Ryan: OMG You're so cool Hoon I wish I can be like you
Hoon: I know right I'm so cool
by Cool Kid Butter November 19, 2020
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Just another way of saying a cigarette. A good ole jimmy heater. Most of the time it is used at a bar or a party as code word for a quick drunk cig.
Hey Joe where are my Hoons?
I don’t know Cody, you probably left them in the Hoon lounge.
by You ate my curtain January 21, 2021
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