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Hi hoons your so cuuttteeee
by hoons December 4, 2015
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Hoon

Liam is a hoon
by Mimishhr October 4, 2025
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Kang Sung Hoon

A precious middle aged man who sings unbelievably well and is just so honest and pure that deserves all the love this world has to offer. Unfortunately he couldn't be more unlucky with trusting people everytime he tries so we must protect at all costs.
"Who's the pink hair guy?"
"oh that's Kang Sung Hoon"
by SSHOON November 28, 2018
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Hoons

Big ass titties that make you feel happy to look at
Her hoons are massive
by Brothdon January 15, 2020
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Hoons

Just another way of saying a cigarette. A good ole jimmy heater. Most of the time it is used at a bar or a party as code word for a quick drunk cig.
Hey Joe where are my Hoons?
I don’t know Cody, you probably left them in the Hoon lounge.
by You ate my curtain January 21, 2021
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Hoon

"Hodl" follows from an event which creates downward pressures on your crypto investments. To 'go to the moon' is said when you think the token is about to explode. To 'hoon' is to recognise the middle ground between these two extremes.
The transaction volume of my bitcoin investment has remained consistent all month. Ima hoon this shit. Ima hoon this shit up
by Nebulas May 30, 2021
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Hoon

New Zealand high schooler slang for Vapes/E-cigarettes
Refers to the vape itself or the act of vaping.
Fiend 1: "Oi brudda chuck us a hoon aye"
Fiend 2: "hold on aye, hoon needs charging"

or

Fiend 1: "Imma have a hoon real quick"
Concerned fiend: "Just realised we're straight up crippling 60 nic addicts"
Fiend 1: yeah scuffed aye? *hoons*
by mynidro November 22, 2020
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