Hoon

When you poo poo on someone so hard

Fin: “Just killed this Arab”
Lew:”Was it a hoon?”
Fin: “OF FOOKIN COURSE IT WAS A HOON BABY”

by Fin the chin September 13, 2020

Hoons

Big ass titties that make you feel happy to look at

Her hoons are massive

by Brothdon January 15, 2020

Hoons

Just another way of saying a cigarette. A good ole jimmy heater. Most of the time it is used at a bar or a party as code word for a quick drunk cig.

Hey Joe where are my Hoons?
I don’t know Cody, you probably left them in the Hoon lounge.

by You ate my curtain January 21, 2021

Hoon

"Hodl" follows from an event which creates downward pressures on your crypto investments. To 'go to the moon' is said when you think the token is about to explode. To 'hoon' is to recognise the middle ground between these two extremes.

The transaction volume of my bitcoin investment has remained consistent all month. Ima hoon this shit. Ima hoon this shit up

by Nebulas May 30, 2021

Kang Sung Hoon

A precious middle aged man who sings unbelievably well and is just so honest and pure that deserves all the love this world has to offer. Unfortunately he couldn't be more unlucky with trusting people everytime he tries so we must protect at all costs.

"Who's the pink hair guy?"
"oh that's Kang Sung Hoon"

by SSHOON November 28, 2018

Hoon

Hoon is the best guy in the world. He is the best at videogames and all women love him. Everyone who talks to him will get popular and earn billions of dollars in the future. He has the best type of style and is super cool. His body count is over 45 million due to the famine I caused

(I am not a whore)

Ryan: OMG You're so cool Hoon I wish I can be like you
Hoon: I know right I'm so cool

by Cool Kid Butter November 19, 2020

hoons

to be cute and perfect

Hi hoons your so cuuttteeee

by hoons December 4, 2015