Hoon

New Zealand high schooler slang for Vapes/E-cigarettes
Refers to the vape itself or the act of vaping.

Fiend 1: "Oi brudda chuck us a hoon aye"
Fiend 2: "hold on aye, hoon needs charging"

or

Fiend 1: "Imma have a hoon real quick"
Concerned fiend: "Just realised we're straight up crippling 60 nic addicts"
Fiend 1: yeah scuffed aye? *hoons*

by mynidro November 22, 2020

hoons

the phrase on when someone has done a rotton ass fart i mean that shit could flatten shernoble

guy 1: oops i just farted
guy 2: ah the hoons

by pussylickeruno May 18, 2023

Hoon

When you poo poo on someone so hard

Fin: “Just killed this Arab”
Lew:”Was it a hoon?”
Fin: “OF FOOKIN COURSE IT WAS A HOON BABY”

by Fin the chin September 13, 2020

Hoon

Hoon- a collective word for realllllly bad

Hooner- someone that's really bad at something or stinks

"Yo Nathan, buss me that ball back post"
*Puts in a bad ball*
"Nathan you hoon"

by vespachez April 21, 2023

Hoon

Refers to a person participating in illegal vehicular activities; for example,
- Participating in street racing
- Driving at speeds far exceeding the speed limit
- Engaging in burnouts or drifting
These activities are usually done at night by Provisional drivers in Facebook marketplace shitboxes but can also be done by actually competent drivers

Living near the freeway sucks because of idiots hooning their catless Holdens at night

by Jukub July 8, 2023

hoon

someone who does burnouts, doey’s or speeds to show off.

Ray mate, stop fangin’ it in the overtaking lane, its a 60 zone mate you’re being a hoon

by coalmoney September 16, 2021

Hoons

The most talented drivers on the road, with the most coolest cars you’ll ever see, each one of them having the biggest pair of balls around, because they pull off the most awesome burnouts you’ll ever see, they will even put a smile on your face.

John-o: what’s goin’ on outside mate?
Dave-o: bunch of hoons mate!:D

by V8sforlife June 30, 2023