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hoons

the phrase on when someone has done a rotton ass fart i mean that shit could flatten shernoble
guy 1: oops i just farted
guy 2: ah the hoons
by pussylickeruno May 18, 2023
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hoon

honey he's hardcore hooner
I'm going to hoooooooon
by fukubby12 April 18, 2024
mugGet the hoonmug.

Hoon Skin

Anything worn by a person who can be described as a hoon.

Can be an article of clothing which is especially lame, queer, or associated with ricer, NHRA, NASCAR, or even extreme sports culture. Essentially refers to the clothing of groups one despises.

A person who is a genuine hoon can, simply by wearing something cool in a public way, redfine that article of clothing as "hoon skin".
EXAMPLE 1:

A: Did you see that Christmas sweater SLASH letterman jacket Justin Bieber was wearing on TV?

B: Yup, genuine hoon skin.

EXAMPLE 2:

A: The pant were cool, right?

B: Nope. Those are hoon skin now too.
by elmoloveftl November 23, 2011
mugGet the Hoon Skinmug.

hoons

Hi hoons your so cuuttteeee
by hoons December 4, 2015
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Hoon

Liam is a hoon
by Mimishhr October 4, 2025
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Hoon Goonz

Hoon Goonz are a group of men that are ready to constantly fuck shit up.
Did you see those Hoon Goonz? They fucked those dudes up!
by bigballer84 March 15, 2022
mugGet the Hoon Goonzmug.

Hoon

Refers to a person participating in illegal vehicular activities; for example,
- Participating in street racing
- Driving at speeds far exceeding the speed limit
- Engaging in burnouts or drifting
These activities are usually done at night by Provisional drivers in Facebook marketplace shitboxes but can also be done by actually competent drivers
Living near the freeway sucks because of idiots hooning their catless Holdens at night
by Jukub July 8, 2023
mugGet the Hoonmug.

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