GUFF CHET

BULL SHIT, crazy

NO GUFF CHET, GARTH, THERE IS A DOG STUCK ON THE ROOF.

by KALONEOUS August 20, 2008

guff ont swed

fart on your head, or how you doing?

hello, guff ont swed?

by Hawker January 25, 2004

guff cloud

To expel a Violent episode of anal gas Designed to kill more than Donald trump trumps.. the cunt.

My fucking god Bundy that guff cloud is enough to kill more people than trumps wig

by munk i spose May 19, 2018

Painters Guff

The particular gaseous excretion from the female back passage of the species during the time of the dreaded period.

Oh dear, Audrey stinks!! Must be painters guff!!

by SonOfGoatBoy June 13, 2021

Guff

To fart secretly

Guff guffed and murdered bush ranger

by someidiot345 August 11, 2021

Guff

Verb

To lick a female’s genitalia.

Primarily used when referring to strippers or exotic dancers

He guffed a stripper last night

No one guff any of the strippers

by John171738 November 6, 2018

Guff

A fortnite skin
Sexy individual specifically great at sniping, both in bed and no-scoping

Person 1: “Bro, there’s a Guff over there, keep your ass down or else we’re gonna get sniped”

Person 2: “I will gladly let a Guff snipe me from behind!” (Person 2 smirks)

by Nixilixn February 6, 2022