disabled cunt

A a lad that is very cuntish, the type of guy to get head boy because he is disabled. Loves kicking balls and licking gooch, known for lifting weights while eating side show bobs calf’s. Works at Greggs bc he is violent molested by family. Does not eat cheese onion crisps because it reminds him of the time a kick stepped on his white creps, he calls people nibby and tells them to relax to trigger them

“You’re just like that disabled cunt”

In bed with another girl, a girl looks at your penis sees its sloppy and calls you a disabled cunt

by Nedddybear May 17, 2018

Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD)

noun
A sudden, catastrophic "oops moment" in IT or cybersecurity where a system decides to take an unplanned coffee break—often accompanied by frantic troubleshooting, finger-pointing, and the ritual sacrifice of a weekend to the tech gods. Usually attributed to Murphy's Law, an overconfident patch, or a rogue cable someone swore "wasn't important."

Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD) - "Our firewall had a Rapid Unscheduled Disablement last night. On the bright side, it was the most efficient denial-of-service attack we've ever performed on ourselves."

by Cemetri Dutler January 16, 2025

Brad (disability)

Nickname for an outrageous disability that leaves a person born with misshapen feet (which oddly look like penises in some patients), an unformed jaw, and an underdeveloped brain. People who suffer from brad also exhibit similar symptoms to those with Asperger's syndrome and/or an extremely pronounced variation of autism. According to WHO, a cure has not been identified but medications such as cyanide or strychnine.

"Oh shit, you can tell he has brad (disability). Only a snapchat filter could make him look cute."

by Saturn (disability) February 2, 2019

Technologically Disabled

When a person, typically an elderly person, but sometimes a middle aged person, has trouble using or is unfamiliar with modern technology. Can include technophobes.

My grandma is so technologically disabled she can’t even use the TV.

by KingCool99 November 19, 2017

disabler combo

abbreviated as DC, a disabler combo is a combo that is almost a touch of death combo but not. it effectively disables your enemy's ability to tank because it drains their hp in such a way that a few more hits will kill them.

Johnny: Ah shit, my ToD failed.

Joe: At least you got a disabler combo in.

by pejafme June 24, 2021

Disabled God

The one kid in your friend group is in a wheel chair, is pretty good at most video games, quiet, and just an absolute legend.

Friend A: Bro Anthony is a literal Disabled God.
Friend B: Ik he whips ass's with snipers in COD.

by ABCGaming27 November 2, 2020

Disabled toilet whore

A disabled toilet whore is any female named known for running trains on Guys in disabled toilets and well known to crack community for her services

You know that slut brook that girl who fucks anything with a heartbeat she’s a dirty cunt with legs that can’t be shut and loves being a disabled toilet whore

by Jumpercable March 20, 2025