big ol' dicker

Big, old, penis. Usually referring to someone who is older and a supporter of Donald Trump.

Uncle Jerry said that I need to stop smoking weed, he's a big ol' dicker.

This big ol' dicker I met the other day said he hates Muslims.

by alexmxoore6969 November 20, 2016

Dicker down salad

When your ready to bang and your girl wants to eat salad so you rip open a bag of salad and dick her down and blow ranch all over that salad for her.

yeah last night Jane wanted salad during sex so I gave her the ol dicker down salad and that filled her up.

by Ryngor October 16, 2018

lesbian fag dicker

some one who is a lesbian, a fag and a total asshole, usually a man.

dude billy he is evidently a lesbian fag dicker

by sephiroth12 August 21, 2011

Dicker

Verb; to bicker while adding in dick jokes to said argument.

Me and my brother were dickering about whose dick was bigger.

by TYZR April 13, 2023

Do-Dicker

A person, animal or thing being racist, mean or unfunny

You are a do-dicker.

by N0/AH TLC October 14, 2022

Dickerism

The act of being a total dick when it is not necessary.

Man, Jude just cussed out that bitch for no reason. He is suffering from dickerism today.

by $ammit T. December 16, 2010

Dicker Picker

The act of grabbing only the shaft of a friends penis while said friend is sitting down, much like a claw game, but in this case the prize is your friends penis and the claw is your hand. Whilst preforming the act of picking the dick you must scream "DICKER PICKER."

me-DICKER PICKER!!!!!
friend-AW MAN, thats the second time today, i should really cross my legs.

by Coopy Poopy November 22, 2011