Braid Monkey

Highly offensive racial slur that refers to the braided African American hairstyles such as corn rows, dreadlocks, dog ears etc. Is also used on people of Jamaican descent

Steve: dude Lil Wayne is some badass s**t, why don't you ever listen to him?
Darryl: because I don't care to listen to some braid monkey hooting in a microphone
Steve: yo you be trippin, haters gonna hate.

by DiaperPants December 11, 2013

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Rope Braiding

Verb (political): When an authority figure allows lesser authority figures to commit impeachable acts while pretending to turn a blind eye in order to build a case for removal of the lesser authority figures from office.

Taken from the saying, "give them enough rope to hang themselves with."

"I wish the board would stop rope braiding and just fire Jenkins. How many people do they really think are in on it?"

by Macánta Go'Deimhin May 14, 2020

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braided carpet

When you and your partner both have not shaved in a long time and you have sex and your pubs get braided together.

"Yo I'm about to go to my girls house and I forgot to shave I hope we don't get ,braided carpets"

by White_chocolate69 November 20, 2017

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Braiding Hair Extensions

Braids are a great protective style for natural hair. Braiding hair is an easy and fun hairstyle. It's one of the most versatile hairstyles around, right up there with ponytails and buns. And braiding hair extensions can add a lot to your outfit, turning you from drab to fab in seconds.

Braiding hair extensions are perfect for women who love to experiment with their hair. Braiding hair extensions can be used for any relaxed or protective hairstyle.

by lesmarjan15 April 6, 2022

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Ball braiding

A competition done by only the most fearsome and daring of them all, a group of men race to see how many braids they can make out of their ballsack hair in under a minute, world record holder with 27 braids done by “Goh fuhr ah poh” in 1856 Live in Japan.

I bet you can beat my Ball braiding record of 3 braids broski

by Joaqúin Hanzais Santos November 6, 2022

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