A dog.
In a shopping trolley.
Goes by the name of Shopping Trolley Dog
Long lost relative of Catface (see also: Shopping Trolley Dingo (evil Aussie twin, mate.))
"your mum's just shopping trolley dog in a wig"
"can i have the number for shopping trolley dog please? i have one phonecall. i will speak only to shopping trolley dog."
Q: What's your dog called? : A: Shopping Trolley Dog
Q: Why did the dog get in the shopping trolley? : A: Because he's Shopping Trolley Dog
Q: Can you spot the doggy difference? : A: No. Where the scooby-doo is my effin' shopping trolley?
by massive bender September 30, 2007
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Someone who is so universally reviled that solving the ethical thought experiment "the trolley problem" involving them would be a no-brainer.
That guy is a plague upon society. You know, a real trolley problem solver.
by marsh11 May 18, 2023
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sick of using ableist slurs? well do i have news for you!
proove you are a true cool kid with the ever so awesome comeback;
"lost your trolley"

is that one dude on the internet biting your literal balls?
well not any more
"Lost ya trolley there, mate??"
"It seems you have lost your trolley, Frederick."
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The act of being anal raped by a huge white male while both are naked. He forcibly shoves it in and out while you are being pushed around in a shuffling motion on your feet, much like a trolley on tracks.
That's one big dude, I hope he doesn't Maryland Trolley Ride me.
by Thebeastoftheeast January 27, 2012
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Male homosexual sex act. A cart or dolly-like object is placed on the ground. Man (naked) kneels down on dolly. Second man mounts first from behind, placing penis within the first man's anus. By repeatedly thrusting into the anus, the second man propels the cart forward, as if it were a trolley. It is possible, either using their weight or with the first man's hands, to guide the trolley.

(Optional) For the full experience, second man should have some sort of whistle, so as to act like a train conductor.
Jesse: Dude wanna fuck?

Chad: Yeah let's try the San Francisco Trolley again.

Jesse: Only if I can be the driver. Last time you drove us into three walls and broke my nose.

Chad: What so now I'm the taker?
by iWINuFAIL February 15, 2011
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When two dudes touch their boners together at the tips creating one straight line super-boner, and another dude jerks both of them off at the same time, all the away across both dicks back and forth.
by CoonDogg January 15, 2012
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To receive a hand job pushing the penis from belly button towards anus similar to moving the control arm of a San Francisco Trolley
Brad received an aggressive San Francisco Trolley Ride from Jen which left him wondering if he should go to the doctor for BPS (broken penis syndrome).San Francisco, Handy, Jerk-off, Broken Penis Syndrome, Hand Job
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