Smarty

Someone named Olivia is a stupid idiot when it comes to reading

read it smarty

by richatiutismgocrazty March 20, 2024

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Get the Smartymug.

smarties

those candies that i used to snort like a fucking weirdo

old me: *snorts smarties"
person that rejected me: omg ur so hot pls get with me

old me: naa im out here with the gang gang ion need no white bitch
person that rejected me: this is why i rejected u

by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 8, 2022

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Get the smartiesmug.

Right in the smartie

When you get hit in the head with a ball cap on and whatever hits you connects with the small smartie shaped button on the top causing immense pain in that localized area.

Joe took a 2x4 right in the smartie, then cried like a little bitch.

Shit homey you would cry like that too..

Word .....

by Vernale February 5, 2018

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Get the Right in the smartiemug.

smartie patootie

A cutie patootie who solves a lot of chess puzzles and get's them all right.

My smartie patootie solved an 1800 puzzle today.

by keysersoze99 October 21, 2022

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Get the smartie patootiemug.

Smartie Tube

The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.

Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.

What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.

Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.

by Darkuhole January 9, 2014

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