Friend 1: Hey, why hasn't Owen gotten here yet?
Friend 2: Beats me. He's probably mashing pissers with his girl right now.
Friend 1: Wow, he's so cool!
Friend 2: Beats me. He's probably mashing pissers with his girl right now.
Friend 1: Wow, he's so cool!
by Oalder February 27, 2021
The greatest possible expression of frustration short of bestial snarling.
Also the only word in the English language that can legitimately include numbers and be spelt any way you please.
Also the only word in the English language that can legitimately include numbers and be spelt any way you please.
The Keyboard Mash in use:
"Why are you so adsfl;kjqearlf;jking stupid?!"
"389uy4r89w34yhegoiahrg9024t90"
"asdf;lkad;glaf!"
"&hy&%^78Hn"
"Why are you so adsfl;kjqearlf;jking stupid?!"
"389uy4r89w34yhegoiahrg9024t90"
"asdf;lkad;glaf!"
"&hy&%^78Hn"
by Jessica Ellen September 5, 2008
'Well, that was a bit of a mish mash.'
by Schudulaba September 2, 2006
by Jody South August 17, 2020
A glutenous chunk of chocolate covered cherry "candy". It will stop your heart in a matter of seconds.
Found in boxes containing around 300 chocolate candies around the size of a softball.
Found in boxes containing around 300 chocolate candies around the size of a softball.
Dude 1: You trying to offer me some Cherry Mash?
Dude 2: Sure!
(Dude 1 bites into Cherry Mash)
Dude 1: I don't feel so good.
Dude 2: You don't look so good.
Dude 1: ARGH MY HEART!
Dude 1 dies.
Dude 2: Sure!
(Dude 1 bites into Cherry Mash)
Dude 1: I don't feel so good.
Dude 2: You don't look so good.
Dude 1: ARGH MY HEART!
Dude 1 dies.
by thefakelk February 16, 2011
When I get home I'm gonna make some mashed potitties.
I can't wait for Thanksgiving to make some Mashed potitties
I can't wait for Thanksgiving to make some Mashed potitties
by FacksOnly November 20, 2014
You're probably here from that SNL sketch with Melissa McCarthy. We told you not to look for this !!
by PTM2019 January 15, 2019