Joey is the kind of guy who would be your closest friend, be there for you in hardest times, save your life, cover your back, and then fuck your ex.
We have a Joey Level threat approaching, I repeat, we have a Joey Level threat approaching! EVASIVE ACTION!!!
by Crantomio August 23, 2022
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Joey is the most loveable, kind, and just straight up the kindest guy you'll ever meet! He can be a little shy but that makes him so much more adorable❤. He will you all the attention he can to make sure you know you are loved. He also is a big nerd for games and will stay up all night playing with you. Joey gives the best hugs ever, when you hug him, you feel nothing but pure joy and happiness. Seeing his smile and hearing his laugh is the greatest things in the world, once you hear it you'll want to hear it more and more.
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A girl who never gets embarrassed, loyal, reliable.And doesn’t care about others,says she hates everyone but you know she doesn’t. Smart yet never studies. And always honest, she says she is uglie but she is adorable.
“Yesterday Joey said “ if you don’t stop I will fart,”
“Yeah, sounds like something she’d say.”
by DorkieDoodle January 15, 2018
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A person is kind but loves annoying others. Can be loyal and honest and loves to tease friends. Many people hate Joeys, but there is only one reason to. Usually smart, funny, and annoying.
Hey, did you here that Joey made her sooo mad today?
by LightofEyes March 2, 2018
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An old man that can't even ride a surfboard anymore. He could've made it as an artist but he ficking sucks.
Stay away from that house Joey lives there.
by IIIIII0IIIII August 8, 2022
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The human equivalent of a kangaroo. Got some brawn but no brain.
Person 1: ugh he's such a Joey
Person 2: I know right? look at those arms... but where's his brain?

Person 1: definitely between his legs. In the wrong head.
by The only guy thats sane-ish September 28, 2018
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Joey is your pal.
Joey is your buddy
You: Where is everybody?
Me: Well, they're hanging out with Joey.
by pee and poop kink August 7, 2019
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